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Physics

About Me

Hi everyone, my name is Physics. Some people call me Phyz, or Phyzy Wizzy or Phyzmund. I'm a Boston Bull (some people like to call me a Boston Terrier, but I prefer the Bull part better). I was born in Brooklyn in September of 2005, but recently one of my owners Dr. Aulbach decided to move back to his hometown of Indianapolis and he took me with him. Man, was I freaked out during that long car ride, I sat on his girlfriend Jenny's lap for most the time and I thought I was being taken to the slaughterhouse or something. But when we got out of the truck and I saw one of my two huge backyards, I realized that Indy was much better than Brooklyn, no matter how fun the dog parks were in NYC. Mostly I like to lay around and lick my ass and pee pee, but also I love to snuggle, sleep under covers, pretend to shake and kill anything I get my hands on and I really love popping big balls from the toy store, they have no chance when stepping into the ring with me. I really love to eat human food, but I can dig my magic dog food as well. I HATE BATHS! Indianapolis is fun because Doc Bach drives me around in his car all the time, Jenny has lots of little people around her house to play with, we go on really long walks, sometimes we go swimming in White River and I get to drink at Plumps Last Shot. I really love Plumps because of all the other puppies around, and I get tons of attention from the waitresses and the pretty girls. Over all my life is pretty great. The only thing I really miss about Brooklyn and NYC are all of my friends, that's why I created this page. I mostly miss my brother Science and Uncle Iron Mike who comes and visits me in Indy every few weeks and Uncle Unk who came to say hey one night too!
Here is the Wikipedia link on Bostons. If you notice, Hellen Keller had a Boston named Phiz, I bet he wasn't as cool as me, but I'm sure he was cute.Anyways, that's me. Keep a look out for my blogs and diaries, as well as news, pics and videos about what Dr. Aulbach, Jenny, Uncle Lil Dave and myself are getting into.***fart***

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Any other doggies. I got no balls so I really don't mind if you are male or female. Really I just want to meet big dogs so I can go crazy, show my crazy face and kick their asses. I really want to have lots of play dates in backyards, Doctor Aulbach is too poor to pay for the IndyParks dog thing fees so I told him it was okay and we'll just be vagabonds of the midwestern world together. I would really like to meet that other Boston in one of my neighborhoods, because he said he was bigger than me and that he would "tear me up" HAH! I'm from Brooklyn dumb ass.. sheesh

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