More Cowbell

I moved out to vegas from NY about 2 years ago. I am only using Myspace because it seems like everyone else in the world does so I figure that this would be the best place to meet people. I used to be in the Marine Corps and spent some time overseas. It was a huge eye opener and it made me grow up a lot faster than I would have liked. A few things that I will continue to add as soon as i found them out about myself.. - I have finally stopped being selfish and decided to do what God has laid on my life. I am currently a full time student at the Las Vegas Leadership Institute and on my way to becoming a Pastor.... how crazy is that?.. - i love cheese. and not just love it, but almost in a freakishly loving way. there really isnt a day that i go with out cheese.-- if i didnt have cheese then i would satisfy my urge with peanut butter, but only until i could find some cheese. I prefer sharp cheddar.-.. - if i know that i put my glass in the sink and noone has touched it, or even if i dont know and i just dont care, i'll pour a new beverage of my liking into that same glass and continue to drink.-- I dont see why I should wash a t-shirt after every individual use. If its not dirty... chances are... i'll be wearing it again.-- i honestly feel that Dane cook was sent to this world to destroy me with laughter. chances are i will die driving because i'm listening to him.-- i love coffee... if i had it my way, i would make a cheese flavored coffee. it sounds gross i know... but i could learn to love it. I have a serious problem deciding what type of coffee i want for the day... gourmet blend, or single roast... Sometimes i prefer a plethera of coffee on my pallette, other times i prefer a more monogomous taste. this is my favorite coffee -- If anything were to happen to my ipod, i would probably die. My old one broke and i cried.... i actually still have the old one just incase it decides to come back to me one day.- if i could choose the way i were to die... it would be at an old age, riding a crotch rocket, doing about 190 miles on hour where i crash and die on impact. that way, when my grandkids are confronted about how their grandpa died... they would have an awesome story to tell.-- I use a "white squishy fluffy thing" in the shower and bath because it provides me a wonderfully rich lather (some of you may call this a loofa, i call it "white squishy fluffy thing that provides me a wonderfully rich lather") and i'm not afraid to admit it.-- Sadly the only 6 pack that i own is in my fridge... sorry to disappoint any of you. i'm not like the abercrombie models on here.-- If i'm listening to a song in my car and I really like it, I wont get out of the car until the song is over. now this may not seem that weird except that I only listen to my ipod in my car, so i could just pause the song and listen to it when i get into my house.. but no, i will sit in the parking lot or out side of my place until the song is over. i cant stop the music.-- i wish i still knew how to play the piano. not just play it... but really be able to PLAY it.-- i should tell you again how much i love cheese. i'm not kidding around here.--i cant stand Axe deodorant spray. it pisses me off that i spend $60 on a bottle of cologne from victoria secrets (for myself) and i had to walk through the mall with a pink baggie with tissue paper hanging out all over it and people actually like the smell of that alcohol in a can spray for $5!!! -- sometimes i pee with the door open but i always put the seat back down and wash my hands.- - I am quite possibly the worse phone conversationalist in the world. It doesnt matter who i'm speaking to.... I"m horrible. now dont get me wrong i get my point across but i really dont like to use the phone for more than "hey, i'm coming over." or something along those lines. once it starts leading into "small talk" thats when i go downhill - I'm 22 and still believe that applying ketchup in the form of a smiley face on your cheeseburger is by far the best way to fully ensure equal distribution. - I like to sit on the ground when I tie my shoes and when i'm watching the TV even though I have some very nice sofa's. - I realize that Panda Express is probably the worst expression of real chinese food.... however... i still love it. If you try to get in between me and my orange chicken... the consequences will be dire - I'm a firm believer that when I sweat and stink its GROSS... but when girls sweat and smell... its freaking HOT. - My right foot sticks out a bit when I walk causing me to wobble similar to a penguin.I have the funniest friendsWhen I come home from work, I prefer to head right to my bedroom and take off my pants. I was the "naked baby"I prefer to back into a parking spot when possible. It makes for a quicker get-a-way.I'd like to thank the Lord for Colorado. I feel that not only is it an amazing territory, but God felt it best to also inhabit it with the most beautiful women on earth. - I dont understand why guys get hassled so much about the toilet seat. I mean, Ladies, your big girls now, if the toilet seat is up, you can put it down. "My life is a boring pop song, and everyones singing along