BIRTHDAY |
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Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:28:00 GMT |
Want to add me? |
If you want to add me to your MySpace friends, I'd really prefer if you read this first!I really love having online friends, but lately I've been getting many adds from local kids who I've NEVER seen ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:46:00 GMT |
What depression feels like. |
Maybe this isn't long enough for a blog, and maybe I'm not articulate enough to correctly phrase this, but I'm going to try.Imagine a world where people are medicated beyond feeling because society ca...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:03:00 GMT |
Hancock: Why I Love Jason Bateman |
Last night, my friend Vanessa and I caught the 11PM showing of "Hancock" starring Will Smith, some blonde bitch (Charlize Theron I think), and (awkward comedy master) Jason Bateman. Unfortunately, we ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:26:00 GMT |
Happy Fathers Day! |
CONGRATULATIONS! You get to spend the day at home with your mother who is mostly a terrible person. Also, you can harvest painful memories of being the only kid who didn't know what both her parents l...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:50:00 GMT |
"Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" Parody |
For my American Literature class, we had to write a parody of Jonathan Edwards' 'Sinners in the Hands of an Angy God,' that was a paragraph long. The idea was for the text to be verbose, have sentence...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:32:00 GMT |
Offensive defenses. |
Listen, as a kid who has watched all of my friends turn into either bitchy homophobic overachievers, ICP-listening burnouts, fake indie losers who can’t get over their "ironic" horn-rimmed glass...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:51:00 GMT |
ANXIETY ATTACK |
I knoW that only my subscribers will read this, but they're probably the people who give a damn.I am in the best relationship of my life, I might be getting employed, and I'm less than a year away fro...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:30:00 GMT |
January 20th-The Assailants/AIDS Free |
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Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:31:00 GMT |
January 20th-Murder Majesty |
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Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:22:00 GMT |
