About Me
Name: joe banda
Birthday: o7-11-87
Birthplace: south carolina
Hometown: La Belle, FL
Current Location: Camp Pendleton, CA.
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: mexican
Mitch Hedberg
My girlfriend works at Hooters... in the kitchen.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
My manager told me, "Mitch, don't use alcohol as a crutch." I can't use alcohol as a crutch, because a crutch is something that helps me walk. Alcohol severely fucks up the way I walk. It's more like the step I didn't see.