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Every time I spoon, I want to fork.

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rachael Exie
Birthday: 08.29.1981
Birthplace: MD
Current Location: Escondido
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5 foot 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right is right
Your Heritage: Human
The Shoes You Wore Today: Green flippies
Your Weakness: My baby's sticky stinky chubby cheeks
Your Fears: Something happening to my husband or baby
Your Perfect Pizza: Umm...I like pizza. I really like broccoli on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Survive colic
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: Geeze, Alex, you're hungry AGAIN?
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't know. I guess the parts that keep my husband happy.
Your Bedtime: When I can
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Chick fil A
Single or Group Dates: Singe. All alone, by myself. :)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Whatever.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee I guess
Do you Smoke: Not anymore
Do you Swear: Oh lordy yes.
Do you Sing: All the time.
Do you Shower Daily: When I get the time.
Have you Been in Love: I will always be
Do you want to go to College: One day I will go back
Do you want to get Married: Been there done that in it now
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I am knocked up I do
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope but got no complaints right now. Geeze, I just had a baby!
Are you a Health Freak: Health, no. Freak, yes
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup
Do you play an Instrument: I try
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in the past month, but I did when I was about 8 months along. Me and the hubby did it in a pool!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been called a Tease: Probably
Ever been Beaten up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: When I was like 5
How do you want to Die: I would rather avoid the whole dying thing if at all possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Oops. I guess a mommy
What country would you most like to Visit: Everywhere
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Joshua blue
Favourite Hair Color: Joshua blonde
Short or Long Hair: Whatever
Height: Under 6 feet
Weight: Whatever
Best Clothing Style: Those underwear I got him for Christmas. Yum!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Legal? Prescription?
Number of CDs I own: Why?
Number of Piercings: He doesn't have any anymore
Number of Tattoos: Whatever
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't believe in regret
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My Interests

Offroading!!! Collecting piercings; tattoos; camping; art; music; photography; science;books, lots and lots of books.

I'd like to meet:

Umm...I don't know. I think I have met everyone I need to meet!Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

Music:

A little of a whole lot. At this very second, Gorillaz rocks my world. Tori, Ani, The Cure, Morrisey, Bowie! Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Pat Benetar, Sneaker Pimps, umm...Drum and Bass. Erasure. Poe. Keane, Postal Service, The Smiths, ...Tim McGraw 3, Rascal Flatts, Randy Travis, The Killers (yeah, yeah, I know). Stuff. Lots and lots of stuff.

Movies:

PRINCESS MONONOKE; Gummo; Labyrinth; Shrek; Fight Club; Top Gun; Dirty Dancing; Clockwork Orange; I like the dirty anime; lots and lots and lots of movies.

Television:

I am not going to be one of those holier than thou people that makes you feel like a vapid sloth for owning a TV. Yes, I watch TV. No, it's not a lot. But on those rare occasions my TV is actually on...Anything from the Discovery Network. Nip/Tuck. Yes, I will admit it. That's some messed up stuff right there. Gilmore Girls. Dog.

Books:

Anything by Rohinton Mistry, the greatest author ever. And Neil Gaiman, books and comics. Hmm...Pretty much anything and everything. William S Burroughs, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Neitzche.

Heroes:

Ms. Pippi, and she doesn't even know it.

My Blog

boobs for dinner

So exhausted. So so tired. She is a great baby, too, but still so tired. Who would have thought big boobs would not be good for breastfeeding? Thanks God for pumps so at least we have that. So so tire...
Posted by Every time I spoon, I want to fork. on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:46:00 PST

The badge of pregnancy

SO as you can see, I still have not developed the cute telltale badges of late pregnancy. My belly button remains intact...No little turkey indicator popping out to tell me I am done! No brown li...
Posted by Every time I spoon, I want to fork. on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:23:00 PST

I REALLY felt the baby move!

Not that it wasn't great to feel Mrs Pig's babies before, well, you know, but it is SOOO cool to feel mine move! (S)he sure likes to go at it in the evening and morning, especially when I am at work. ...
Posted by Every time I spoon, I want to fork. on Fri, 26 May 2006 08:32:00 PST

Mommie

Yah, Pip's not going to be an only child for TOO much longer...    
Posted by Every time I spoon, I want to fork. on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:46:00 PST

Death x 5

So if you don't know, Mrs Pig had 3 babies yesterday morning and one more yesterday afternoon. They were all dead. 2 were huge and then there was a normal one and a really small one. She was alright ...
Posted by Every time I spoon, I want to fork. on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 08:20:00 PST

I felt the babies move!

No, not mine, moron... Mrs Pig's! All of a sudden, this last week she got HUGE, then when I was holding her last night, I poked her tummy and they moved! She has at least 2, one on each side of her tu...
Posted by Every time I spoon, I want to fork. on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 07:55:00 PST

the saddest thing in the WORLD

Ms Pippi trying to eat her diaper
Posted by Every time I spoon, I want to fork. on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 12:44:00 PST

Mr Pig

yeah, i think i am going to get another pet, a coworker has a big ole guinea pig for adoption... UPDATE: Mr Pig died! Before I got him! Oops...But I got his preggers wife... ...
Posted by Every time I spoon, I want to fork. on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 03:41:00 PST

Place to crash

Well, I did have a nice comfortable sofa for people to crash on... ...but Pippi ate it. Little beast. Sooo, now I have a really nice floor...
Posted by Every time I spoon, I want to fork. on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 08:41:00 PST

effing white trash

it's a good thing! well, maybe. i dunno. i just figured out that 1) washing pippi's piss out of my quilt with cold water tide in the bathtub was not the smartest thing i have ever done. 2) likewise...
Posted by Every time I spoon, I want to fork. on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 08:58:00 PST