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Big Eddie

About Me

I am the knowledge of the Universe given form. I know what was before and what will come after. I know all answers to every question which has yet even to be envisioned. . . . . . Now, if only I could speak. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...myspace layouts for Get this layout for your myspace page..... -- Copied from MySpace.com -- Find me on MySpace and be my friend!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

It's not who I would like to meet so much as who would like to meet me. Everyone comes to me for advice. It's like sitting under an apple tree. I was in an apple tree once, threw one down on someone's head. People haven't stopped talking about it since.

My Blog

Otters

Yesterday I went to otter territory to see some otters. I saw much of the territory but no otters. Trust me to pick the time they were all on their holidays.
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:40:00 GMT

To Google or not to Google . . .

Yesterday I found something interesting on the internet. I Googled "Second Death small press comic" and found a review of a comic I wrote under an alias. All right, truth be told, it's the comic whic...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:36:00 GMT

Oh! to be a fish.

Oh! to be a fish   So the fish looks up at me From his wet and torrid home. As I gaze down I can see The dark realm whereon he roams. The fish, who knows no trouble, The fish, whose life is cont...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:51:00 GMT

Challenging Big Eddie

Today someone challenged the knowledge of Big Eddie.   A foolish thing.   They told their friends that Blue Harvest was the original title for Star Wars, finishing with "Trust me, I'm an au...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:36:00 GMT

Hamlet

You may note the picture change. It is to remind me that I have tickets for Hamlet in October with David Tennant and Patrick Stewart. (No, they're in it, I'm not going with them.) I remember my days o...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:14:00 GMT

New Year’s Resolution

Yo, peeps! Big Eddie has made a New Year's resolution. Big Eddie shall try to add to this site every day from now on (although I may take weekends and poker nights off). Also, perhaps I should stop r...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:24:00 GMT

Sunglasses

Why do people wear sunglasses indoors? Are they afraid the Sun may come blasting through their walls at any moment? And if it did, how would sunglasses protect anyone?
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:21:00 GMT

The letter Q

Behold the letter Q. Relatively useless without its support (the letter U), alone it has the same sound as C and K. Incidentally when placed together, C and K form the sound Q, which also provides th...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:51:00 GMT