God, laughing, ELECTRONICA!!, my Hayabusa, people (women mostly), religion, philosophy, poetry, Karl Marx, making other people smile, music, youth and their lives, movies, telling jokes (mostly corny ones), concerts, nature, theoloigical debates, other cultures, american muscle cars, and the history of cheese.
I'd like to meet:
God, my birth mom, Adolf Hitler, Till Lindemann, Robert Frost, Abraham Lincoln, Vincent Van Gogh, Hunter S. Thompson, Andy Kaufman, Daft Punk, Job, Willem Dafoe and my wife.
About Me
Name Jordan Richard Ferree Johnson
Nickname Malcom, Furry, Dubbs, Freak, Double J, J Squared, Jordan's-Left-Johnson, and Jordan-Has-No-Johnson and Baptise Me!
Birthday May 31, 1985
Age 22
Height 6'4"
Hair Color dark brown
Eye Color brown/yellow sometimes....ask me about it if you want to know
Have You Ever
Fallen for your besfriend yes....but not in that order
Kissed someone who was just your friend yea, and oddly enough it was a guy named Tom
Been rejected yes
Been in love yes
Used someone not my style
Cheated on someone negatory, captain
Been cheated on yes
Done something you regret I dont regret anything
Do you ...
Color your hair sometimes
Have tattoos yup
If so how many 2; on the inside of my inner-forearms
Have any peircings not anymore
If so how many n/a
Have a bf/gf nope
Like thunderstorms very much so
Ever get off the damn computer sometimes...no
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime yes
Considered being a hooker nope
Considered being a pimp definately not!
Split personalities it's always a party with us!
Obsessions none really, except maybe the pursuit of knowledge of God
Panic not so much anymore
Anxiety not so much anymore
Depression/Considered suicide used to, but not anymore
Right now..
Current clothes black t and tan shorts
Current mood happily content
Current hair short but shaggy
Current music progressive house on internet radio
Current annoyance none
Current perfume/cologne jean Paul Gaultier - la male
Current thing you should be doing nothing really
Current crush wouldn't you like to know?
Favorite
Color
Candy reeses
Tv Show the Shield
Movie american History X, speak or Garden State
Place the moutnains when its raining
Person to talk to philippe
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King neither
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend perfect friend
Root Beer or Dr Pepper dr. Pepper
Sunshine or Rain rainy days always get me happy
Spring or Fall fall
Winter or Summer winter
Vanilla or Chocolate chocolate
Snowboarding or Sking skiing
Lights on or Off does it really matter?
Are you....
Understanding i like to believe so, but ask those how know me
Open Minded i consider myself to be
Bad Tempered not so much anymore
Happy most of the time
Attractive i like to believe so
Bored Easily with certain things and people
Sad from time to time
Unique you better believe it
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy honesty, communication, and physical intimacy
Eyes doesnt matter....all are beautiful
Hair color dark
Long or short hair doesn't matter
Height doesnt matter
Body Type nothing heavier than me
Personality has to be able to laugh at themselves and appreciate the small things
Random
How would you describe yourself outgoing, loud, kind, and big
Do you have any Pets? 2 cats; sammy and abby
Have any siblings? 3 sisters (ann, hayley and laura)
What do you want to be when you grow up? wise
Do you wanna get married and have kids? sounds good, but im not planning on it
What is your best physical trait? my voice
What is the best thing about your personality? i listen
What words do you overuse? pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, antidisestablishmentarianism, and honorificabilitudinitatibus
Whats the most annoying thing about you? i smother people
End this survey with a quote "This too shall pass."
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Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!
The World's Shortest Personality TestI am '84% Sexy' according to The Sexy Quiz
Music:
All. What I mean by this is that I like all STYLES of music, not all artists; but you can certainly try and test me...I am mostly into electronica and bluegrass though. They bring me passion and joy and sometimes I get so lost in the music that my world just consists of me and the song that is playing.
Movies:
American History X, The Crow, City of Lost Children, Harry and the Hendersons, Gangs of New York, Kids, Mystery Men, Elephant, Following, Animal Factory, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Amelie, The Transporter, Taxi Driver, The Great Dictator, Nightmare on Elm Street, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Platoon, Crash, The Snowman, Akira, Speak, Dumb and Dumber, Amadeus, Donnie Darko, Patton, Halloween, What the Bleep Do We Know, Immortal Beloved, Good Fellas, City of Angels, Monty Pythons, Schindler's List, Dead Man's Shoes, Clockwork Orange, Crouching Tiger Hidden Draggon, Mindwalk, Boondock Saints, Momento, Waking Life, The Wall, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Crazy/Beautiful, Full Metal Jacket, A Dog Day Afternoon, Sabrina, Nosferatu, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Professional, The Fisher King, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Escaflone, Ninja Scrolls, Halloween ,Das Boot, The King of New York, Platoon, The Deer Hunter, Airplane!, Slackers, Dazed and Confused, Sphere, Event Horizon, Dogma, Mallrats, Oh God!, and City Lights.
Television:
Death Note, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Ghost in the Shell, Full Metal Alchemist, The Shield, Rescue Me, 30 Days, and The Cosby Show.
Books:
The Power of One, by far...then anything by Paul Bowles, Battlefield Earth, The Crow: Wicked Prayer, The Color Purple, Owl Moon, The Count of Monte Christo, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Lord of the Flies, Bridge to Terebithia, The Eternal Champion, A Brief History of Time, The Outsiders, The Giver, Why the Caged Bird Sings, The Sheltering Sky, Night, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Animal Factory, The Time Machine, Fahrenheit 451, A Manifesto of the Communist Party, Harry Potter, The Alchemist, Our Culture, What's Left of It, Total Truth, 23 Minutes in Hell, 90 Minutes in Heaven, The Heart of a Great Pastor, Wild at Heart, The Way of the Wild Heart, The Barbarian Way, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, and last but definately not least the Bible.
Heroes:
Yehoshua and my mom, Marty.
