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About Me

Hey people..I am a 24 year old from Allentown Pa..I love goin to NYC and chill there cuz Allentown sux. BX baby! I have a bunch of tattoos, 14 to be exact and a few piercings too...I'm a glutton for punishment. I'm a GIANT dork, I can sit in front of the TV and watch Law & Order or the National Geographic Channel ALL DAY!!! And I have a wealth of useless knowledge stored in my noggin, so if u have a random question, more than likely i'll know the answer. I love cats, well actually I love MY cats, your cat could be an asshole for all I know...My kitty's names are Hova and B and they fucking rule.
I have an unhealthy obession with Christopher Meloni, Jay-Z, and Nelly...ooohh I Would have babies wit them in a heartbeat! When I do go out, I like to get my swerve on...ya know let everyone in the club know that I'm the baddest bitch in there. Haha..basically I love to make people laugh...thats my goal...I can totally make an ass out myself and not even care...ya know why? Cuz i have way too much self confidence for my own good! You can either love me or hate me, either way I'm me..and I'm not going to change for u....
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My Interests

MyHotComments Music, dancing, Law n Order SVU, goin out and chillin, playin pool...even tho i suck! I like movies, getting tatooed,playing UNO all night,piercings,hanging out with my super duper kitty cats Hov and B,
a boring sunday afternoon not doin a damn thing is the bestest! I wanna get platinum teeth cuz I am hardcore! I like to make fun of other people, I can get away with it, ya know why? Cuz I'm better! Yes I'm bi and No you can't watch.

I'd like to meet:

boys and girls who rock nads! people who don't lie...i have no time for that! gotta have a sense of humor,gotta be clean and smell good. Ladies, you got to be the SHIT to YOU...Stop waitin on some guy to vefiry if u the Shit or not. Be the Shit to You. Bitches,i'm so sick of ya'll with no god damn self esteem. Always talking bout how men fuck up your self esteem. its called SELF ESTEEM. ITS THE ESTEEM OF YOUR MUTHA FUCKIN SELF. How the fuck can a man fuck up how u feel about YOU, SIMPLE BITCH!

Music:

wow...i am super eclectic...mostly I listen to rap and hip hop but i like classic rock, punk, emo, no country..My fav artist would HAVE to be Jay-Z...then i also love Nelly, Sean Paul, 50 cent, Kanye West, Common, TI, Bloodhound Gang, Lily Allen...shes so damn cute and poppy, The Cure, Tori Amos,Pharrell,Snoop, Pat Bennetar, Lupe Fiasco, Justin Timberlake, early Madonna, Morrissey,Ludacris,Jadakiss, The Smiths, G-unit, Lloyd Banks, 80's cock rock..anything I can shake my booty to.

Movies:

..recent or favs of all times...OMG i have soooo many Anything with Tom Hanks = awesome! Forrest Gump, I love BIG, Philadelphia, A League of Their Own, Cast Away, The Terminal, The Green Mile,Turner and Hooch, Road to Perdition etc etc......I love Fight Club,Scotland PA ,Mean Girls, Super Troopers, Casino, ATL, The Departed, Goodfellas, Shawshank Redemption, Friday, Pulp fiction, Monty Python, Hostel, Saw, Shaun of the Dead, Shrek, Old School, Zoolander, The Little Mermaid, What About Bob?, Drop Dead Gorgeous, My Cousin Vinny, Happy Gilmore, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, American Beauty, The Usual Suspects, Training Day, and lots more....

Television:

..Law n Order SVU, all the other Law & Order shows, Desperate Housewives, Family Guy, Simpsons,Court TV, A&E, Discovery Health Channel, The office,Intervention,Alf,City Confidential,Most Evil, any type of crazy "most dramatic plane crash, police chase, explosion,animal attack and criminals gone wild" clip show,The First 48, Discovery Times Channel,Decoding Disaster, Dirt,The Riches, shows about crazy surgery or horrible disfiguring malignant tumors or African kids with ridiculous cases of scoliosis.I just recently saw Katt Williams Pimp Chronicles...BEST!

Books:

James Patterson & Carl Hiassen novels are good. Do gossip magazines count as books? Ha. I like Stephen King too ..

Heroes:

Emmanuel Lewis...haha.. I can imagine him in a great big sombrero with nachos all around the brim walking back and forth in my living room serving guests. Dita von Teese who is TO DIE FOR

My Blog

a new day a new dawn

well im not goin to mope today. i promised myself. its juset a new start. and as much as it sucks, its for the better. jay is a fantastic human being, just not for me. and its not like he actually did...
Posted by Sans-Saccharine on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:58:00 PST

what more can i say

i just wrote and then accidently erased a long ass blog detailing my emotions and my shit ass situation. fuck fuck fuck. in summary i cut jay off entirely cuz he will never love me like i love him and...
Posted by Sans-Saccharine on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:26:00 PST

there will be something else for me

well. i didn't get the job. im disappointed but something else will come along. it partially my fault cuz of the way i left the hartford, that looks bad on any resume. and i mean i dont have the expie...
Posted by Sans-Saccharine on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:05:00 PST

an hour to kill gotta think of shit to do...ill make a list!!!!

ok so last night i ended up watching "little children" on tv. i know its not a new movie, but it was really good. the lead actor is patrick wilson. hes HOTTTTT. and i mean hott. it got me thinking of ...
Posted by Sans-Saccharine on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:03:00 PST

today was shitty until....

ok so today i was having the worst day picking excuses to go home early. my eyes wouldnt stop itching, i was tired, miserable and feeling super down.....but now im good money! i think ill stick it out...
Posted by Sans-Saccharine on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:12:00 PST

.new blog.

well i got posted on idontwantyourlife.com mostly becuz im awesome and the world needs to know that. he sent out a new survey and chances are i wont get post again im gonna post my responses here. got...
Posted by Sans-Saccharine on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:17:00 PST

how do i manage to be such a bitch

yea, im a bitch. ive kinda come to terms with being such a downright bitch but there are times i feel genuinely bad about it. like last night. ive had a super stressful week last week. with all the sh...
Posted by Sans-Saccharine on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:39:00 PST

.HEY ANDREW...GO FUCK YOURSELF.

blah blah blah. Mr brother is crying and moaning to me now that I violated his PFA against Manatee McWhore Ass, his exwife. My brother came to me upset that Ms.SeaCow was knocked up with some oth...
Posted by Sans-Saccharine on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:08:00 PST

this made my day soooo much better...women will like what i tell them to like

equals christina set her makeup gun to "whore"...
Posted by Sans-Saccharine on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:10:00 PST

am i the only weird one

ok, im going to feel so bad if i do get this job at the prison. for a few reasons a. my boss is hopeless sometimes. b. my boss is so good to me. he bought me a big ass steak lunch from greogry's toda...
Posted by Sans-Saccharine on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:47:00 PST