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About Me

I was born on the sun that exploded, destroying Superman's homeworld of Krypton. As such, I enjoy a bit of sun from time to time. Oftentimes I am mistaken for a esoteric metal lord, with a pension for vulgar pontificating and a propensity towards alcoholism. Sputnik 1 was launched to fix my five existing satellites. I HAVE seen the rain, Mr. Fogerty: it's called Seattle. I loathe Foreigner and Supertramp, yet relish Aerosmith and Journey. I sometimes help my close personal friends write songs, like Paul Mcarteny, Bob Dylan, Stevie Wonder, you know, no big deal. I have a World Series Ring, a SuperBowl ring, an NBA championship ring, my name is on the Stanley Cup, and on the Densloe Cup. While enjoying a fine red wine, oftentimes I find myself penning masterpieces in the key of B#, the "romantic" key. John Rambo is my godfather, and for my birthday every year he sends me the head of a VC soldier wrapped in plastic. Ahh, the memories...
What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
Green is your Lightsaber's color.Green is the color of nature. It symbolizes growth, harmony, and freshness. Green has strong emotional correspondence with safety. Green is also commonly associated with wealth and happiness, so someone with a green lightsaber like yourself is a fortunate soul.
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What Star Wars Character Are You?

Han Solo
Your sarcasm is remarkable. Because of your harsh childhood you have become excellent at supressing your emotions and appearing driven only by money, but you do have a soft side...
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My Interests

Music, Guitar playing, reptiles, Formula 1, NASCAR, Champ Car, Indy Car, ALMS, Drag Racing, all forms of Auto Racing (street racing is NOT auto racing), Baseball, Football, Basketball, Tennis, Politics, Technology, Video Games, drinking with friends, cars, movies

I'd like to meet:

A chicken who has met a lobster.

Music:

The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, CCR, ELO, ELP, the Moody Blues, Chicago, Elton John, the Yardbirds, Cream, Blue Oyster Cult, Steely Dan, Neil Young, CSNY, Lynard Skynard, New Order, Joy Division, the Cure, Living Color, Van Halen, Aerosmith, Guns N' Roses, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, the Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, the Stone Roses, Mazzy Star, Pearl Jam, Jane's Addiction, Portishead, Oasis, Green Day, Beck, the Beastie Boys, Dr. Dre, Pantera, Metallica, Slayer, NoFX, Sunny Day Real Estate, Taking Back Sunday, Saves the Day, Sparta, Coheed and Cambria, My Chemical Romance, Strung Out, Homegrown, the Postal Service, Blink 182, Pulley, Jimmy Eat World, Death Cab for Cutie, Thrice, Atreyu, Grade, Thursday, Robert Miles, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Aaron Copeland, Alan Silvestri, Edward Elgar, Ludwig van Beethoven, Pyotr Ilich Tchaikovsky, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Johan Sebastian Bach, Antonio Vivaldi, Gustav Holst, Richard Wagner, Samuel Barber, John Williams, Jerry Goldsmith, Arcangelo Corelli, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Duke Ellington, Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darin, Wes Montgomery, Strunz and Farah, Mr. Bungle just to name a few...

Movies:

Star Wars

Television:

The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, House, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, South Park, Reno 911, Arrested Devolpment, Sportscenter, MXC, Max Ex,Heroes

Books:

The End of Racism- Dinesh D'Souza, The Coming Plague- Laurie Garrett, The Belgariad-David Eddings, The Lord of the Rings-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Rape of Nanking-Iris Chang, Year of the Rat-Edward Timperlake, Where the Wild Things Are-Maurice Sendak, The Lorax-Dr. Seuss

Heroes:

Which member of The Who are you?
You are Pete Townshend! Congrats! Smashing things and pissing people off is your speciality. You only smashed the guitars for the publicity and the money, but it didn't stifle your artistic talent. You write really deep songs with heart-wrenching lyrics. You're the backbone of the band, because without you, there's basically nothing. Most of your songs come from your experiences as a teenager, so you've never really grown up. But hey, we still love you!You're a great person inside, but no one can seem to get past your image. Your an angsty, creative outcast. You probably have a few close friends, and that's it. You might need anger management, and don't be afraid to put out that doobie. Some day you're gonna make it, and be a super-duper star! So keep your chin up and pretend it's Christmas, you bugger! Your big nose (or other exaggerated feature) is cute!
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