new picasa pics..Social Butterfly, chilled, Relaxed, Honest, easy going, not too opinionated, a tendency to drink copius amounts of vodka, cant spel,Dislike - spandex and other tight clothes (on me, women OK the tighter the better.rrrggghhh)- beer (bad 4 my skin) - football - the narrowminded - the fake - the wannabies - energy sappers, you need that like you need a kick in the nuts!William S. Burroughs - Words of Advice For Young People (just a part of them)People often ask me if I have any words of advice for young people. Well here are a few simple admonitions for young and old. Never intefere in a boy-and-girl fight. Beware of whores who say they don't want money. The hell they don't. What they mean is they want more money. Much more. If you're doing business with a religious son-of-a-bitch, Get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit. Not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.Avoid fuck-ups. We all know the type. Anything they have anything to do with, No matter how good it sounds, Turns into a disaster. Do not offer sympathy to the mentally ill. Tell them firmly: I am not paid to listen to this drivel. You are a terminal boob. (thats a bit harsh if you ask me...)
Name: Mr Jones
Birthdate: 6th Jan
Birthplace: St Asaph
Current Location: Hong Kong
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6ft
Weight: 165 (ok 170 at the moment)(it is xmas)
Piercings: nope
Tatoos: nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: nope
FAVORITES
Food: thai, Japanese, Italian, Chinese
Candy: cadbury
Number: 7
Color: red/blue
Animal: cat
Drink: water
Alcohol Drink: vodka/gin
Bagel: smoked salmon with philly
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: that bit of skin around from the belly above the hips
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke (diet)
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McD
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Dong leng cha
Chocolate or Vanilla choco of course
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot choco
Kiss or Hug: hmm.. both :)
Dog or Cat: cat
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 1am
Most Missed Memory: cruzing around in my mini high when back in college
Best phyiscal feature: ass haha
First Thought Waking Up: wat time is it
Goal for this year: survive
Best Friends: ben, dani, dunc... so many..
Weakness: sucker for a pretty face
Fears: taxi and mini bus drivers
Heritage: Welsh
Longest relationship: 7yrs
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: yes
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: yes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: dark
Favorite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long: long
Height: 5"3 +
Style: smart/sexy/casual
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Both, greedy i know
Drugs and Alcohol: yes please ;p
Muscular or Really Skinny: a good mix between the two
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: not learning quick enough form mistakes ive made
What country do you want to Visit: iceland
How do you want to Die: quick
Been to the Mall Lately: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: kind off
Do you think your Attractive: kind off
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: been there done that
Do you Smoke: kind off
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: nope
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: a bit late for that question
Hate anyone: nope
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! My score on The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test :
Joe Normal
(21 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 8% Dork)
For The Record:A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast.I'd say there's a fair chance someone asked you to take this test. In any event, fairly normal.Congratulations!If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback!Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:Buffy the Vampire SlayerProfessional WrestlingLove & SexualityAmerica/PoliticsThanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST
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