Random Thoughts
Last updated : Saturday December 22, 2007
Some GREAT quotes
“I'm not afraid to fall;
it means I climbed too high.
Either way it shows at least I tried.â€
“Spare me three last words.
’I love you’ was all she heardâ€
“You're only young once, so be bad, break the rules,
get caught… & make it count.â€
“falling for him once: temptation
falling for him twice: destiny
getting your heart broken: a mistake
letting it happen again: unstoppableâ€
“I don't like missing you.
But I love having you to miss.â€
“stand up for what you believe in -
even if your standing alone.<3â€
“the best kind of kiss is the un-expected ;
unplanned,ones that come naturally.
like, in the middle of a sentenceâ€
“Never let success get to your head
and never let failure get to your heart.â€
“You can't tell your heart what to do it
does it all on it's ownâ€
Life is too short is too short to wake up with regrets.
So love the people
who treat you right,
Forget about the ones who don’t
And believe that everything happens for a reason.
If you get a chance
Take it.
If it changes your life
Let it.
Nobody said that it’d be easy
They just promised it would be worth it..
The 25 facts of life!!!
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..Read it and weep!.. ..
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1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on!!
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
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