Tuck Nut™ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

→Everyone calls me Tucker
→I AM NOT GOTHIC
→I like to party
→I make people laugh
→My friends are the awesomest
My flaws
→I have too much fun
→I stay up too late
→I listen to music too loud
→I drive too fast
→I text too much
→I don't take my vitamins
→I talk too much
Favorite quotes:

"YOU CAN EASILY JUDGE A PERSON BY HOW THEY TREAT THOSE WHO CAN DO NOTHING FOR THEM."
"IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A FRIEND WITH NO FLAWS THEN YOU WILL HAVE NO FRIENDS'
"WHEN WE JUDGE SOMETHING WE ONLY PROVE THAT WE HAVE AN INCOMPLETE VIEW OF IT."
"SOME PEOPLE FIND FAULT LIKE THERE IS A REWARD FOR IT."
"FAILURE IS AN EVENT, NOT A PERSON. YESTERDAY ENDED LAST NIGHT."
"BEING FAIR, DOES NOT MEAN IT HAS TO FEEL FAIR!"
"YOU CAN DISAGREE WITHOUT BEING DISAGREEABLE."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and morons, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

If you think you can get along with me then I want to meet you. I would like to meet anyone that knows how to have fun and have a good time without all the bullshit. I am easy to get along with once you learn to worship me. I enjoy meeting new people and new personalities so if you are someone with multiple personalities then I will love you.

My Blog

FOR ALL GIRLS!

We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy wal...
Posted by Tuck Nut™ on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:02:00 PST

Guide to living

Become a man of your wordIf you say you are going to do something then fucking do it! There is NO reason to say something and not do it. If you can't do something then say you can't. Its that easy!...
Posted by Tuck Nut™ on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 02:26:00 PST

How to treat a lady

HOW TO TREAT A LADY (This in no way reflects the sensitive nature of Kontraband employes) 1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love ...
Posted by Tuck Nut™ on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:03:00 PST

Rules of life!

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage ...
Posted by Tuck Nut™ on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:22:00 PST

The Rules

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain o...
Posted by Tuck Nut™ on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 06:41:00 PST

What matters

-I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. -No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. -Just bec...
Posted by Tuck Nut™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I believe......

I believe- that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become. I believe- that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hu...
Posted by Tuck Nut™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My declaration

Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cleaning together....
Posted by Tuck Nut™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This may be you

You met her a few months ago, and somehow she managed to seep into your subconscious like that "Suga how you get so fly" song. Just like you have no clue who the hell sings it, you don't know why she'...
Posted by Tuck Nut™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I can't sit still when i see this.

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Posted by Tuck Nut™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST