boozin'
spittin'
whorin'
cussin'
kickin' ass
takin' names
yeah...something along those lines
This would be easier to list the people I do not want to meet. I don't want to meet you if:
you're going to take this profile seriously
you have ever voted for Sherrif Joe Arpaio
you want me to check out your webcam
you are here to steal my pictures, quips, or profile in general. Yes, it happens more than you think.
you're a dumbass in general
people who list celebrities in this section of their profile
you want me to work for you but don't have the balls to send me a job description
you are a man who thinks anything beyond a platonic friendship is possible...it's not
you are a woman who believes anything beyond a platonic friendship is possible....it's not. Check my relationship status, I put it on that for a reason
people who can't read profiles before choosing to either send a friend request or approve/deny.
Add whores, you know who you are. Sure, I've got a couple hundred people on my friend's list, but I'd say 90% I either know or were added by them. If someone is interested in getting to know me or hearing what I have to say, that's great. But please, don't bother if we share no common interests, you don't live in Seattle or Las Vegas, have no intention to ever communicate, and all ready have 800+ friends.
Anyone who does not send me a message. This used to not be the case, but with the volume of webcam girls and "Get paid to take surveys" reps hittin' me up, I do not have the patience to investigate the profile of every request I get. If you're real and you didn't send a message, you probably didn't read my profile which would put you in violation of several of my criteria.
Myspace artists who are representing their poetry or music. Not that I don't think it's a good idea, it's a great idea. I don't blame you for using free marketing, but if you're that good I'll likely discover you all on my own.
Haters, all hate mail will probably be publicly posted and people will point and laugh at you. Sure, it's teh inturnet so why would you care...right? Exactly, if you don't care you won't waste my time with your bullshit to begin with.
And I think that about covers it, everyone else feel free!
P.S (If you are contacting me regarding any information about developing "abs" or "how do I get a six pack?" please read my blog titled "Crunches, spot reduction, and abs in general." Most general questions about toning up can probably be answered there. And in case you didn't all ready know, you can't spot reduce. There is no exercise that "tones" a particular body part)
Crunches, Spot Reduction, and Abs in General
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Will Smith
Bell Biv Devoe
C & C Music Factory
Ace of Bass
Boyz 2 Men
Snow
Kriss Kross
Tag Team (Whoomp there it is!)
And whoever sings that "Rhythm is a dancer" song
The English Patient
Brokeback Mountain
You've Got Mail
Sleepless in Seattle
Showgirls
G.I Jane
Jurrassic Park 3
That Saved by the Bell Movie
Doctor 90210
and anything else on E, that's all there is too it.
Mathew Leskos free government money thing is a good read
Anything with Fabio on the cover
Rafael Palmeiro
Ryan Leaf
Ron Artest
Terrell Owens
Jose Canseco
John Rocker
Brian Bosworth
Tanya Harding
Lorena Bobbit