All right boys and girls, it's time for some new material where I tell you all about how awesome I am while somehow managing to leave out all my shortcomings as a human being. So here it goes, enjoy:
I am from Seattle and I live in Seattle. In between I spent a few years in Arizona and a few months in Vegas. In all three places I've had a lot of good times, but Seattle is my favorite from now. But don't think I won't find my way back to the Soutwest in some capacity.
I've worked in a lot of gyms, some more fun than others, in all three locations. If you need some insight regarding joining or working for a gym, just ask.
If you happen upon this profile and you do live in Vegas and need a gym or a trainer, check out Temple Gym in North Las Vegas on the corner of Centennial and Commerce.
I have been in the fitness industry since I was 19. I'm pretty good at what I do. As for now though, 7 years of hanging out around B.O, idiots, broken treadmills, and a few cool people dabbled in between is enough...for now.
Right now, Health Clubs don't operate very well. That can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on your situation. It means opportunity for the right person who knows whats up and has thick enough skin to deal with those who don't.
I think I'm pretty fucking cool, good looking, intelligent, and funny. If you don't agree, then I think there's something wrong with you.
This myspace page is unusually popular for reasons that are beyond me. I'm not famous, rich, or in a position of great political power...yet I get everything from hate mail to "ohmygodyou'rehot!" messages from ladies without profile pics. Most of the messages I get, however, are regarding fitness questions.
If I do not know you, I will likely not answer your fitness question. Not because I don't want to, but because I'm not familiar enough with your particular situation to give you a good answer.
Therefore, you should go to fitnessboard.net and post on there. It's the closest thing to a free personal trainer as you're going to get.
I go out a lot. I don't know if it's because of my fondness for alcohol or my disbelief and amazement that people are dumb enough to actually wear their sunglasses to the club.
I don't care if you want to point out that you're rich, because my family did just fine. I don't care if you think you're big, because I'm skinny and I probably get more respect than you. I don't care if you think you're hot, you're probably annoying...and I'll bet I'm better at Crossword Puzzles than you anyway.
sports rule.
If an instrument has strings on it, I can play it.
I'm really not this arrogant in real life.
