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Dyson

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lunatics.Maniacs.Wrong ens. Dangerous fuck ups. Talkative simpletons. Clever swine. Folks with a head full of shit and a heart full of good intentions. The cowboy who grinned and said 'I'm the man and this is the place'. The meek woman with an evil glint, who showed me a suitcase full of knives. Park bench philosophers. Road sweepers. Lost kings. Bathing despots. Wonky eyed NAM veterans with a hand full of Viagra and a bellyful of whisky. People with body odor problems. I don't want to meet any of them, but I always do. Without fail. So why resist?

My Blog

Matt Smith -Words of Wisdom. F*ck Jesus.This man knows best.

1. 'The best education I had was the year I spent in the pub'. 2.'I was barred five time from that pub. Four times for drunken disordely'. What was the fifth time for? 'I dunno, I was pissed, Dyson'. ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:41:00 GMT