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Carlos "WeaponLord" Martinez

KONICHIWA BIATCHES!!!!!!!!!!! I am your God!!!!!!!! So get back in the ground Biatch before I backha

About Me

I am the Great American Nightmare, sent here to put Jihads on puny infidels since 2,000,000 BC. My anger knows no limits and i feed from it to overcome any and all obstacles. The more angry i get, the more focused i become in my profession and the better i do overall. Also i have my own website: www.carlosmartinezgaming.com

My Interests

Powning people with a piece of chicken and a smile on my face, cause every time you Pown someone, a ninja whails on a guitar. And playing Soul Calibur 3, Naruto Narultimate hero 3 and Guitar Hero like crack. Also making video games since i grew up with them and also i have a bachellor in it lmao.

I'd like to meet:

Solid Snake, Godzilla and Kobra Commander

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF


Name The Great American Nightmare formally known as Carlos Martinez
Birthday The day that Hitler commited suicide, April 30th
Birthplace Caguas, PR
Current Location Fort Lauderdale, FL
Eye Color Black
Hair Color Black
Height 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed Left, like The Infidels
Your Heritage Puertorican - Italian
Type of Shoes You Wear does it matter??
Your Weakness Donuts and cookies
Your Fears Fear is for the weak minded
Your Perfect Pizza meat, on top of meat, on top of meat, on top of meat... well you get the idea
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year Get a job in the Video Game Industry
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger PREPARE INFIDEL.... FOR I SHALL SLAY YOU!!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up i hate comp usa....
Your Best Physical Feature the fuck would i know....
Your Bedtime non apliccable
Your Most Missed Memory The day i shot me a nigger for stealing my shit
Pepsi or Coke coke
MacDonalds or Burger King both
Single or Group Dates well i need a g/f for that now wouldnt i....
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea both
Chocolate or Vanilla both together
Cappuccino or Coffee cappuccino
Do you Smoke no
Do you Swear LMAO YOU F*&$ING BET I DO
Do you Sing yea
Do you Shower Daily yes
Have you Been in Love yea
Do you want to go to College i already have 2 Bachellors
Do you want to get Married i need a g/f for that first now wouldnt i...
Do you belive in yourself there IS only myself
Do you get Motion Sickness only when fat people jiggle
Do you think you are Attractive im the sexiest man alive!!!
Are you a Health Freak fuck no, health is for pussies..
Do you get along with your Parents yea
Do you like Thunderstorms THUNDERHORSE!!!
Do you play an Instrument yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol double chocolate beer
In the past month have you Smoked no
In the past month have you been on Drugs ive never been on drugs, drugs are for weak minded people
In the past month have you gone on a Date no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos a box, or a crate??
In the past month have you eaten Sushi fuck yea Sushi is awesome
In the past month have you been on Stage no
In the past month have you been Dumped no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything no
Ever been Drunk no
Ever been called a Tease no.. but ive been called a c&%$ block
Ever been Beaten up yea... but the person who did is now a crippled
Ever Shoplifted no
What do you want to be when you Grow Up an Inquisitor to Slay all infidels with extreme prejudice
What country would you most like to Visit Scottland and Japan
Favourite Eye Color ummm hazel or green or blue

In a Boy/Girl...


Favourite Hair Color Brown, red and black ( and those crazy japanese hairstyles too)
Short or Long Hair Does not matter
Height between 5'0 and 5'11
Weight 120-150
Best Clothing Style as long as she looks beautiful
Number of Drugs I have taken are donuts categorized as drugs?!?!
Number of CDs I own i have mp3's...
Number of Piercings none
Number of Tattoos none
Number of things in my Past I Regret regret doing or regret that i didnt do??


Interest Table Code provided by HTmate.com/interest

Music:

all kinds except yoddling, spanish rap and bachatas

Movies:

Akira, Silent Hill, Saw, V for Vendetta, Boondock Saints, Snatch, Spriggan, The Storm Riders, The Duel, Initial D, Ong Bak, Ichi The Killer, Robocop, Conan, Undead among others (i like most movies anyways...)

Television:

who wants to be a super hero? (stan lee is the man), XMC!!!!! ( MOST EXTREME ELIMINATION CHALLENGE, WITH VIC ROMANO AND KEN BLANKENSHIP!!!), Iron Chef (the original with Chen Kenichi, Hiroyuki Sakai and Roksurobu Mishiba)

Books:

Gamepro, Electronic Gaming Montly, PSM(Playstation magazine),Shonen Jump, New Type Magazine, i read a lot of stuff but its mostly through the pc lol

Heroes:

Mr.T Dr. Doom Magneto Raz-Al-Gul Darkside Onslaught Sebastian Shaw Lex Luthor Apoclaypse Adolf Hitler Joseph Stalin Agent Smith Richard Nixon Alexander the Great Genghis Kahn Vlad "the Impaler" Dracul Fidel Castro Darth Vader Darth Sidious Darth Tyranus Alfread Ashford( Mahh, Maaahahahahahahahah) Dr. Evil General Grievus Jack The Ripper Jason Voorhees Lord Voldemort Saruman Sauron Kefka Ghralf,The Seeker of Power Azure Nightmare Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr Musashi Miyamoto Robocop DR.Willy Sigma Conan The Barbarian Megatron Starscream Optimus Prime Zatoichi Ichi The Killer Cervantes de Leon The La Li Lu Le Los (you know who you are..... damn Patriots) The Umbrella Corporation Tetragammaton Clerics (GO EQUILIBRIUM, KICK THAT PUSSY NEO'S ASS)( i will continue to update this as i keep remembering people)

My Blog

FAKE MYSPACERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I totally agree with all of you who say people are getting fake on here. So I gave in and let's see who really reposts this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. It serves to eliminate pe...
Posted by Carlos "WeaponLord" Martinez on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:58:00 PST