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Don Juan

check the chemicals.. or die

About Me

I am the mob boss of the belshire manor mafia. I might look nice and maybe even a little funny, but I really am not. many have been whacked who don't agree with my belshire manor policies. my rules are simple: check the chemicals, or face death. my staff, and mafia family, enforce these rules to the t: paulie walnuts (the loudmouth), big mama magz (the attitude), carlos 357 (the ladies man), and nicky siciliana (the wise guy).

My Interests

my interests consist of making boat loads of money swindling the poor lifeguards at the belshire manor pool. by convincing them that they can only earn seven dollars an hour, I am taking all the profits and buying several islands in the carribean to run away to once the mob wars begin.