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Mr. henky the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him between your festive bunsA present from down below Spreading joy with a "howdy ho" He's seen the love inside of you Cuz he's a piece of pooSometimes he's nutty Sometimes he's corny He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm) But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve he might come to your town!Mr. henky the Christmas Poo He loves me I love you Therefore vicariously he loves you! you can make a Mr henky too! *fart*HOWDY HO! I'm mr henky the Christmas Poo Seasons greetings to all of you Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdey ho ho yum yum yum Christmas time has come!Sometimes he's runny Sometimes he's firm Sometimes he's practically water Sometime he hangs off the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet cuz he's just clinging to your sphincter and he wont drop off and so you shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it doesMr. henky the Christmas Poo When Christmas leaves he must leave too Flush him down but he's never gone His smell and his spirit lingers on....Howdy ho!