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** Salad Girl**

Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant

About Me

I'm a mix, Puerto rican and Dominican. I'm a scorpio, that should tell you alot about me right there. I'm always joking around,and I am VERY sarcastic! I like people that don't take themselves too seriously. I'll laugh at your jokes, even if their not funny,just so you don't feel bad. If your a screw up, accept it, and don't try to make your mistakes everyone else's.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.The laws of physics do not apply to me. I'm very loyal to my friends. I look like im in shape, but I've seen (many times) over weight people walk up stairs faster then I can, without all the panting and gasping of breath!!lol People should use common sense more often. I can't stand people who are rude, "speaking your mind" doesn't give you the right to be a jerk/bitch. The Burger King man still scares the crap out of me! Wanna know anything else, then just ask. :)..

My Interests





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Music:

Zero 7,Linkin Park,Audioslave,Green Day, Poe, Nickleback, Sneaker Pimps, The White Strips, Jet,Seether, A Perfect Circle, Coldplay, Gorillaz, Papa Roach, Queens of the Stone Age, Evanescence, Death Cab for Cutie,Radiohead,Depeche Mode,HIM,Stone Temple Pilots,The Hives, Tantric, Adema,Garbage,Tori Amos,Oasis,Ok Go,Orgy,The Rolling Stones,Johnny Cash,Eminem,Mos Def,Common, The Roots,OutKast,Kanye West, Shakira,Madonna,Sting, Morcheeba,Mono,Esthero,Guns N Roses, The Eagles, U2,T.I,Sean Paul,Pittbull,Mana,Lenny Kravitz,Kelis, Young Dro, Jay Z,DMX.

Movies:

Grindhouse!!! The Godfather,Father of the Bride,The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Rear Window, Requiem for a Dream,Anchorman,Wedding Crashers, Crash,Fried Green Tomatos,Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid,Toy Story,Gone with the Wind.

Television:

30 Rock,The Real World( love the drama, white people are craaaaaazy),Sex and the City, Grey's Anatomy, and of course, Family Guy.

Books:

"I hope they serve beer in hell" By Tucker Max.

Heroes:

My mama, and my daddy, he's a fireman!..

My Blog

Womans Dictionary

  The Woman's Dictionary ~read closely 1. FineThis is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feelthey are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means thatyou sho...
Posted by ** Salad Girl** on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:30:00 PST

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer am...
Posted by ** Salad Girl** on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:48:00 PST

Best Advice You Will Probably Ever Hear

1. If he's not calling you, it's because you're not on his mind.2. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, he will do the same for big things. Be aware of...
Posted by ** Salad Girl** on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST