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TURTLE POWER!!! [fights crime with mangos & li

i rock too fast for love. i'm footloose in my velcro shoes!!!img src=http://img520.imageshack.us/img

About Me


i ♥ david ♥ talking to people who are smarter than me ♥ going to school ♥ laughing at things you're not supposed to laugh at ♥ making weird faces in the mirror ♥ drawing ♥ painting ♥ coloring ♥ writing ♥ the beatles ♥ flowers ♥ rollerskating ♥ reading ♥ the color pink ♥ romance ♥ peanut butter & jelly sandwiches ♥ watching squirrels ♥ swimming ♥ saying random things ♥ chapstick ♥ clear gummi bears ♥ kisses on the nose ♥ turtles ♥ pens with blue ink ♥ the smell of freshly cut grass ♥ listening to girly music ♥ sports ♥ vodka with cranberry juice ♥ hamburgers ♥ chuck taylors ♥ snow hats with ears ♥ down feather pillows ♥ running ♥ dancing stupid and not caring what people think ♥ ice cream ♥ picture albums ♥ mismatched things ♥ pepsi ♥ sleeping in on weekends ♥ signing my name ♥ jumping ♥ history ♥ windchimes ♥ stars ♥ ...and this list could go on and on..."Never was there an artist born that wasn't a bit funny in the head." - Anonymous -
"Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special person for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein -

My Interests

i ART & TURTLES!!! :P

I'd like to meet:

President George W. Bush, so that i may shake his hand...people who can put up with my (i like to call them) idiosyncrasies (others call them disorders) long enough to get to know me...Steve Wiebe - the ULTiMATE Donkey Kong champ (in my opinion) - - check out the friend's list, he's there! *whoop whoop!*, John Steinbeck, Audrey Hepburn, Ronald Reagan, Butters from South Park, Victoria Beckham, Gwen Stefani, Prince William, Chris "total hotness" Carrabba from Dashboard Confessional...and last but certainly not least, i would like to meet Christian Bale in his batman suit, but minus the suit and in just the cape and boots... :P

Music:

i like a bunch of different types of music - - - but keep the screwed gangster rap and metal/screamo crap to yourself...i don't want that garbage polluting my ears!!!

Movies:

Toy Story 1 & 2 (over all favorites), ANYTHING and EVERYTHING with Tom Hanks, musicals, disney movies, Lord of the Rings (i wanna live in Middle Earth!!!), ALL the Batman movies!!!, the X-MEN movies (freakin' kick ass!), anything with Audrey Hepburn, Across The Universe, Clueless, Godspell, Chicago, What Dreams May Come, Moulin Rouge, Pirates of the Caribbean, My Cousin Vinny, Zoolander, Ace Ventura, Austin Powers, Edward Scissorhands, Juno, some of the Jerry Lewis flicks like Jumping Jacks, Cinderfella, Artists and Models, etc. (Dean Martin can sing to me ANYDAY...holy moly!), Mel Brooks' stuff, The Nightmare Before Christmas, all the Harry Potter movies, Happy Gilmore, Spaceballs, Indiana Jones, Tombstone, Back to the Future, Meet the Parents, Cinderella Man, Shakespeare in Love, Requiem for a Dream, Transformers, Dumb and Dumber, The King of Kong A Fistful of Quarters (awesome movie for you gamer nerds - a definite MUST SEE!), Anne of Green Gables, Anne of Avonlea and Steel Magnolias.
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Television:

FRIENDS (the greatest!), Seinfeld, Frasier, The Simpsons, the news, mythbusters, Animal Planet, the History Channel, the Food Network, the Science Channel, Everybody Loves Raymond, South Park, Conan O' Brian and currently the best show on network tv - - - HEROES. ♥ ♥ ♥

Books:

Of Mice and Men, Jane Eyre, The Bible, history books, Yertle the Turtle by Dr. Seuss, the Philip Pullman trilogy (fictional fantasy), Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code and anything else worth reading (if you have any suggestions, send them my way 'cause i ♥ to read!)

Heroes:

"May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent one from the other." - Genesis 31:49 in david, i've finally found my true love. he's the one person who, when he kisses me, makes the whole world disappear...he's the one person i want to share a permanent kiss and this with...forever and ever ♥♥♥: "Love is patient, love is kind. It is not jealous, it is not pompous, it is not inflated, it is not rude, it does not seek it's own interests, it is not quick-tempered, it does not brood over injury, it does not rejoice over wrongdoing but rejoices with the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-8

(Sean Sean and i have our own company!!!) teachers...my Sean Sean and everyone else who has either served or is currently serving in the U.S. military (my soldier boy, david, rocks my flippin' world and i love him to pieces!

My Blog

another one from little miss scatterbrain

okay, it’s been a while since i’ve written an actual blog, so please forgive my negligence in filling you guys in on a more regular basis  perhaps i really SHOULD do this more frequently ...
Posted by TURTLE POWER!!! [fights crime with mangos & limes] on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:52:00 PST

feeling a tad frisky - - - 100 SiLLY QUESTiONS / 100 SiLLY ANSWERS

i deleted the last quiz i posted here, so i'm replacing it with this one. DISCLAIMER FOR VIC: some of the answers i give were not meant for your "v-card" eyes (if you read it, your eyes WILL...
Posted by TURTLE POWER!!! [fights crime with mangos & limes] on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:57:00 PST

lifes funny ways of blessing you and pooping on you at the same time. ** UPDATED **

...a vent blog...being a private person, i don't usually write these things for all to read. i actually have a special journal i keep for instances such as this, but seeing that i'm over 2,000 miles a...
Posted by TURTLE POWER!!! [fights crime with mangos & limes] on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:03:00 PST

Anny goes to TEXAS - - - you guys are gonna wanna see this! :) ** UPDATED **

- Ladies and Gentlemen - I'm proud to bestow upon you, the grace of my pressence in Texas! The dates are as followed: November 19th - December 30th (that's right, guys! ya'll get my happy ass for a l...
Posted by TURTLE POWER!!! [fights crime with mangos & limes] on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:02:00 PST

Why PeTA Sucks

so i was surfing the internet this evening and according to the organization known as PeTA, friday (9.28.07) is "National Hug A Vegetarian Day."  * laughing hysterically * &errrrrr&just thinking ...
Posted by TURTLE POWER!!! [fights crime with mangos & limes] on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:50:00 PST

getting into my inner-workings...my political views.

Party: conservative...gop. Abortion: pro-life. (abortion shouldn't even be an option regardless of the situation...) Affirmative Action: give minorities the edge in the application process, but g...
Posted by TURTLE POWER!!! [fights crime with mangos & limes] on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:22:00 PST

...to those who believe prayers fall upon deaf ears...

...open up the Bible before you start spitting your ignorant forked tongue... "If you are insulted for the name of Christ, blessed are you, for the Spirit of glory and of God rests upon you." &nb...
Posted by TURTLE POWER!!! [fights crime with mangos & limes] on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:55:00 PST

"excuse me, are you...?" * identity crisis *

today, i was asked by a middle eastern man who lives a couple of streets down from us if i was Middle Eastern..."Are you Middle Eastern? Are you from Pakistan? India? Egypt?"  to which i quickly ...
Posted by TURTLE POWER!!! [fights crime with mangos & limes] on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:59:00 PST

*so i've been away for a little while...*

okay so...california, you ask? - it's beautiful...everything i thought it would be and more! it's been a little over 2 months since we got here, and this place still doesn't quite feel like "home" to ...
Posted by TURTLE POWER!!! [fights crime with mangos & limes] on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:39:00 PST

call me "murderer"

a little bird flew into my windshield while i was driving this morning. i regret looking in the rearview mirror and seeing it's little body bounce along in the middle of the highway...poor birdie... i...
Posted by TURTLE POWER!!! [fights crime with mangos & limes] on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:25:00 PST