Dana Elissa

Hi! I'm Dana. I'm quite awesome just so you know. I love to laugh so if you have any sort of sense of humor, I already like you. I'm kind of a bitch if provoked and have a sarcastic sense of humor. My mind is always in the gutter and enjoy it. I don't like people who don't have common sense or who don't think before opening their mouth... unless something that makes me giggle is the result of what has just been spewn out of it. I can be incredibly impatient and intollerant of people who dont enjoy to challenge themselves, especially with respect to their jobs. I can't stand when people just settle for "average" and refuse to adapt to change. I don't generally enjoy going to clubs but bars are acceptable. I usually play the role of designated driver since i tend to cry uncontrollably when i get intoxicated. So YAY for me!!!