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Baby the Greatest, Advice Columnist: Luciole Press

About Me

Can't you just tell by looking at me? Oh, well... if I must. I am super fantabulous at catching things in mid-air. I can take anything down. I train at it, and it shows. I scale the fences. My friends call me roof-kitty cause I am always leaping about from the tree to the top of the house.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You already know who you are. For the rest, well, I like new people if they give me tuna and shut the neighbor's dog up............................................................ .................................................... GO AHEAD, ASK MY ADVICE. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU, CLICK ON THE PICTURE BELOW FOR A LINK:I am very handsome. They were smart to use my picture... don't you agree?

My Blog

More Blogs will be coming soon. I will keep you all in the glorious loop

I should really speak up more. Don't worry; I shall. I faithfully maintain my advice column at www.luciolepress.com/Baby, but I should speak more directly to my fans here. Will do.   In the meant...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:59:00 GMT

Happy CATS Rule the Earth Day

Now that we have had a lovely day celebrating Earth, we should have a day to celebrate the best of the Earth. CATS. If Humans acknowledged our rights as rulers, and as those to be worshipped, the...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:14:00 GMT

Humans’ tips for humoring your cats. Pshaw!

Kitty Won't Let You Sleep? Try This.Posted Thu, Oct 04, 2007, 10:01 pm PDT People often ask me how to get their cats to stop waking them up in the middle of the night. Here's a technique to help...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 22:11:00 GMT

Where are my worshippers?

I know, humans just do not like you to jump on their TV stands, break things, get up in high places and break more things, crawl and wedge yourself on the tops of ktichen cabinets...But do they not se...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 17:19:00 GMT

Those bastards! Luring cats with salmon, then giving them shots and spaying them

Tantalizing treat reels in feral cats By CATHY ULRICHOf The Gazette Staff Here's a trick for catching feral cats: try leftover salmon and shrimp to lure them out.That's what Todd Yeager and Karen Jack...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 00:38:00 GMT

John Doe has copied me

And I do not mind. I like his appearance. His hair color makes him trustworthy to me, and I do not care if anyone calls me biased. I have posted his picture on my page, so that all cannot fail to see ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:42:00 GMT

Crows? Not so good as Cats...

Did you see what my human posted about Crows being so smart and good with puzzles and whatever? Have you ever seen a Cat who could not find a way to get into whatever humans were trying to keep us out...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:05:00 GMT

Cats are way smart: Cat avoids house fire by wedging into couch

Firefighters thought feline had perished, then found it after dousing flames The Associated Press Updated: 4:52 p.m. PT Aug 13, 2007 WEST ORANGE, N.J. - A New Jersey cat may have only eight lives lef...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 19:04:00 GMT

Slideshow

I instructed my human, K., to put together a slideshow for me... after all, I am beyond photogenic... and she has taken about 4 million pictures. My radiant brilliance may be a little blinding, but it...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 22:39:00 GMT

There is a bully in my neighborhood

And I am going to stop him. He jumps into my yard, eats my food. He is big and atrocious. And I am going to take him down. Do not worry, Miss Pheebs, the tunnel will be protected. I will not let any o...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:03:00 GMT