PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK OF OUR BRAVE TROOPS |
I just want to show my support to our brave men & women who are fighting in this terrible war right now.
Our troops have my full support. I am thinking of those out there, fighting as I type. I am...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:42:00 GMT |
Nasty Bitch! (By Charley Rance) |
A woman behind the counter in the DHSS.A man with no arms sits opposite. The woman stares at him for a few seconds.DHSS WOMANSo Dear, have you looked for work at all in the past 2 weeks.MAN WITH NO AR...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:15:00 GMT |
Nasty Bitch! (By Charley Rance) |
A woman behind the counter in the DHSS.A man with no arms sits opposite. The woman stares at him for a few seconds.DHSS WOMANSo Dear, have you looked for work at all in the past 2 weeks.MAN WITH NO AR...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:15:00 GMT |
BRAVE SOLDIER |
I miss you honey more each day!
Love Mum.
x
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:05:00 GMT |
THATS ABUSE (By Charley Rance) |
A COUPLE WHO ARE DECIDING WHETHER TO HAVE A BABY OR NOT, HIRE OUT ONE OF THOSE LIFE BABY DOLLS FOR THE WEEKEND.HER(Smiles down at the baby) Right shall we call her Samantha.HIM(Shrugs) Whatever.THEY P...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 17:43:00 GMT |
Armed Bodgery (By Charley Rance) |
A man walks into a bank just as it is about to close, with a stocking on his head, he walks up to the tellerROBBER(Takes out a gun) This is a hold upTELLER(Shakes her head) No its not. They have elast...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:42:00 GMT |
Oooops This sketch is a tad blasphemous. (By C.Rance) |
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A Sketch thats a little blasphemous
Titled.OH JESUS!INTTHE STUDIO JEREMY KYLE IS FACING HIS AUDIENCE.JEREMY(Smug face) Today we have a couple who are in dispute as to who is the father ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 17:16:00 GMT |
My Brave Soldier. |
MY BRAVE SOLDIERWritten by Charlene Rance to her Son.
When you were very tiny
You tripped & cut your knee
I put on a plaster & said
Be a brave soldier for Mummy
Now from just 10 inches long a...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 20:39:00 GMT |
Less For Murder.(Episode 2)By D.Chapman & C Rance |
EPISODE 2
SCENE 1
CAROLINE IS AT HOME WHEN THE PHONE RINGS.
CAROLINE: Hello Samaritans
CALLER: I am going to kill myself.
PAN TO A GUY STANDING ON A CHAIR IN HIS BOXERS & VEST WITH A ROPE TIED AR...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:31:00 GMT |
Town Heads. (Written By Charlene Rance) |
Town Heads.
Based on different peoples lives form different towns.
Wickle WooWoo
Wife walks into the living room holding something behind her back. Husband(Eyebrow raised) What are you hiding behind ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 17:10:00 GMT |
