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El Wray

I didn't like the Beatles and I don't like YOU!!!

About Me

I'm a 26 year old guy who loves making people laugh. I'm done with school (for now), so hopefully I'll soon be saying "Goodbye Gainesville" and "HELLO San Diego!" I have an amazing girlfriend named Eva who puts up with me only because my Mom pays her (Mothers. Whatta ya gonna do?) and because I told her that she's my beneficiary (hope I don't kick it soon, cause that's gonna be awkward). I have the coolest friends in the world (yes, even cooler than yours) that go by the names PapaDoc, Kowshta, Ramon, and Jorge con Carne. I cannot go without mentioning Mike "THE WOP", who STILL does not have a myspace account or a phone for that matter, and Carl, one bad effin' hombre. Also, I have a dog that can pretty much kill you with his pimpness alone. Other than that, I'm up for anything...except getting kicked in the junk, cause shifty ass friends like mine think it's hilarious (hey, gotta draw the line somewhere).Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0

My Interests

If it keeps me busy, I'm interested. Examples include: rock climbing, jogging, working out, swimming, playing cards, ghost -riding the whip,listening to music, singing to the best of my ability, jumping off cliffs, spelunking, scuba diving, sky diving, attending weddings of people I don't know, attending Bar Mitzvahs of people I don't know, meeting people I don't know, playing with bobble-heads until they break, watching movies (still reading? Jesus, get a life), and punching people who work the nightshift at Wal-Mart and look at me like they're upset that I just walked over their pallet.

I'd like to meet:

Animal from "The Muppets"...that Mutha ROCKED!!!

Music:

Music? Man, do not get me started on music cause we will be here all day...seriously. I love it all. Jack Johnson, Donovan Frankenreiter, Ray Lamontagne, Matt Costa, The Postal Service, Clint Mansell, NIN, IZ, Sam Cooke, Frank Sinatra, Johnny Cash, Bobby Darin, Fifty Cent, Ludacris, Eminem, Young Buck, KODO, Toots and the Maytals, Bob Marley, ChiChi Peralta, Marc Anthony, Oscar DeLeon, Tito Puente...the list keeps going. I think music is an integral part of life, it'd be a waste not to explore it.

Movies:

I am a movie geek!! Anything by Darren Aronofsky, John Woo, Joe Carnahan, or Danny Boyle pretty much kick me in my movie-lovin' teeth.

Television:

I don't watch anything but Adult Swim or Comedy Central. But I know alot of people who watch television, does that count?

Books:

Pop-ups...seriously. "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho, some Stephen King, some Michael Crichton, some Dan Brown. "If Chins Could Kill" and "Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way" by Bruce Campbell, "Pimps, Hos, Playa-Hatas, and the Rest of My Hollywood Friends" by John Leguizamo. If it entertains, I'm good.

Heroes:

Anyone that can watch a Steven Seagal film all the way through and not once try to commit suicide.

My Blog

FUCK TOW TRUCK DRIVERS!!!

Okay, I just figured out how to do one of these "blog" things, and I feel that this is the perfect way to begin my "blogging" adventures. So enjoy: Fuck tow truck drivers! Fuck them in their gawddam ...
Posted by El Wray on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:16:00 PST