Dream |
I had a dream. In my dream my new, beautiful rainbow bowl broke at the base. Then Holly Madison bought me a new one. I then woke up thinking it really happened, and was freaked out only to find my bow...
Posted by Liz on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:48:00 PST |
Large Hadron Collider down for two months - helium coolant leak |
This situation is totally disappointing . I am thoroughly amused that it will take a whole month to warm up from absolute zero though. (AP) -- Scientists expect startup glitches in the massive, comple...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:46:00 PST |
Gas Passing Charge Dropped |
Since I posted the original article, I figured I may as well post the update. It's still rather funny.Gas Passing Charge DroppedWest Virginia man won't face rap for farting in cop's faceSEPTEMBER 25--...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 06:19:00 PST |
Cop Hit In Gas Attack |
Cop Hit In Gas AttackWest Virginia DUI arrestee charged with farting in officer's faceSEPTEMBER 24--Meet Jose Cruz. In the long history of American jurisprudence, the West Virginia man may be the firs...
Posted by Liz on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:15:00 PST |
Vatican says it does not owe Darwin an apology |
Ugh.Vatican says it does not owe Darwin an apologyThe Vatican said on Tuesday the theory of evolution was compatible with the Bible but planned no posthumous apology to Charles Darwin for the cold rec...
Posted by Liz on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:58:00 PST |
Night Man |
God damn you Denise. You opened up Pandoras fucking box with this show. I think Night Man almost beats Day Man. I guess at least I'm not posting Hannah Montana lyrics... I probably shouldn't have shar...
Posted by Liz on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:45:00 PST |
License |
I look like a man with a comb over in my drivers license photo. (seriously... )!In Amy's words "Excessive consumption is fine for celebratory purposes". That is my motto and game plan for this fine ev...
Posted by Liz on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:26:00 PST |
Not a boy |
"She's not a boy." Maybe that's the point. Kinda makes sense.
Posted by Liz on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:52:00 PST |
I ate a baby |
23Created by OnePlusYou56%OnePlusYou Quizzes and WidgetsOnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets...
Posted by Liz on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:30:00 PST |
Satisfied |
Holler....
Posted by Liz on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:32:00 PST |
