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About Me

I'm not really that interesting. I like soccer. My favorite hobby is sleeping. I'm the only dude you know who can divide by zero.
Just read ***this*** if you want to know more about me.
Stuff I don't like:
cauliflower
Liverpool
the US Soccer Team
corn
Manchester City fans
liars
thieves
pseudo-intellectuals
douchebag corporate sales managers/cheerleaders
people whose lives revolve around the fucking idiot box
Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe (OVER FUCKING RATED)
Dan Brown novels (GARBAGE)
Stuff I DO like:
Cool September Nights
Raw carrots
Bojangle's
Sleeping in
books that make you reconsider your position/opinion
3500 rpm to redline
The Town & Country (Dr?) - Millbrook Rd - Leesville Rd - Ray Rd circuit at 65-70 mph
Pints of Newcastle Brown Ale
also, pints of Bass Ale
Chik-fil-a
"Si je puis" means "IF I CAN."
If you were on the TV show LOST, which character would you be?
You are Sawyer. Some people think you are ruthless and uncaring, but deep inside we know there's a soft spot somewhere. You like to put up a tough guy image and make it sound as if you could care less what people think. Maybe that's true, but like Kate says, nobody is that heartless. Try to let go of what you're holding on to. You can be a likeable guy when you're nice. We'd like to see that a bit more.
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My Interests

Shenanigans, Tomfoolery, Debauchery, Drunken antics, Abraham Lincoln, Soccer and thusly destroying my body to play it, Manchester United Football Club, Celtic F.C., Football, Green eggs & ham, Piracy, Ninjas, Microwave pizza, Toast, Stewie from Family Guy, Detroit, Velveeta Shells & Cheese, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Contract Killing, Underground Hip-hop, Local Music Venues, Local Music, Smashing Egos, Chewing on plastic things I shouldn't be chewing on (like bottlecaps), Pretending I'm a drummer, Speaking with a British accent to confuse the hell out of people, Pretending that I don't speak Spanish so that I can ignore people, Destroying private property and getting off scot-bloody-free, Schooling Germans at indoor soccer, Taking pride in being the laziest man alive, Being the most charming asshole you've ever met

I'd like to meet:

Eric Cantona, Roy Keane, Wayne Rooney, Sir Alex Ferguson, Ronaldinho, the dancing Peanut Butta Jelly Time Banana

Music:

Non-Phixion, Rammstein, the roots, Les Nubians, Black Star, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Forge & Amen, American Aquarium, Boxbomb, The Urban Sophisticates, Inflowential, OutKast, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Sonny Rollins, Thelonius Monk, Charlie Parker, Pat Metheny, Joshua Redman, Little Brother, Median, L.E.G.A.C.Y., K-Hill, The Away Team, Gang Starr, M.O.P., Ghostface Killah, Amel Larrieux, Audioslave, Stone Temple Pilots, Camp Lo, Bush, D'Angelo, Dave Hollister, De La Soul, Dead Prez, Mobb Deep, Nas, Jay-Z, Chico Debarge, Chick Corea, Anthony Hamilton, Alicia Keys, John Legend, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Bloc Party, Coldplay, Oasis, Hard-Fi, the Arctic Monkeys, Shiny Toy Guns, Stars, Broken Social Scene, Thornley, Boy Kill Boy, Keane, Nightmare of You, The Shins, Muse, Amy Millan, Rogue Wave, Kasabian, The Libertines, and more and more and more

Movies:

Heat, Ronin, The Omen series, Kill Bill, Fight Club, Collateral, U Turn, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Falling Down, GI Joe: The Movie, 28 Days Later, Pi, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Score, Any Given Sunday, Snakes on a Plane, Brick, Anchorman, Requiem For A Dream, plus about 600 more

Television:

24, Chappelle's Show, the Drew Carey Show, Battlestar Galactica, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Hell's Kitchen, EastEnders, Lost, Invasion, Monday Night Football, pretty much anything that comes on Fox Soccer Channel

Books:

Fight Club, Lullaby, Haunted, The Dilbert Principle, The Dilbert Future, The Talisman, The Stand, The Dark Tower series, Rainbow Six, Hearts in Atlantis, Snakes in Suits: When Psychopaths Go To Work

Heroes:

Eric Cantona, Roy Keane, Sir Alex Ferguson, my Dad, Dr. Chad Menefee.

My Blog

more motherfuckin surveys

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?uh...... no? 2. Have you ever puked at a bar or club?nope, I puke in the privacy of my own home. or in other people's homes. or on th...
Posted by Nick on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:10:00 PST

so here's my bitch session

it's been a fun week, and I say that with all the sarcasm I can humanly muster. I'll end up putting in about 65 hours between 2 jobs this week, and then I'll only be 5 days into a at least 2 week stre...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:03:00 PST

blah blah blah survey thing

1. What is in your left pocket?nothing 2. How much alcohol did you have this week?one redbull & vodka and a beer 3. Do you eat gas station food?No. 4. Ever drive all night to get to someone? No...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 02:18:00 PST

Does anyone else think it's kinda fucked up

that I haven't cried in over a year? I'm not trying to be a hardass. I just can't cry, and believe me, there've been some times in this past year that I should've been crying my damn eyes out.I don't ...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:21:00 PST

Grown folk survey

Tired of all of those stupid Survey's made by High School kids who really think its neat to Sneak Out and Sleep in a bed with the "opposite" sex? Well I am too.Here are some questions for some people ...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:16:00 PST

I like how this starts out normal and then starts yelling at you

1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, middle, and last name.Reginald P. Merriweather2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead.Jennifer Lopez a...
Posted by Nick on Sat, 27 May 2006 06:16:00 PST

IT AINT TOO LATE

You can still come on my magical weeklong roadtrip to places far and..... way far. Charlotte. Atlanta. Ft. Mothafuckin Lauderdale/Miami....
Posted by Nick on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:37:00 PST

I'm not wearing green, and here's why:

1. I'm not fucking Irish. 2. Wearing green on an "Irish" holiday is insulting to me. 3. If you pinch me, I'll fucking kill you.
Posted by Nick on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 04:28:00 PST

I hate the "word" "blog."

So I'm planning on going to Atlanta next month (or maybe in May) to claim British Citizenship by descent. I'm going to do it with full intentions to leave the US in the next 5-7 years. You m...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 04:37:00 PST