Widdles

Hi everyone.My name is Widdles. I am a red heeler, 5 years old, and live in Melbourne with my Mummy and chicken sisters. I'm a very popular and spoilt girl - Paris Hilton minus the jail sentence. I get plenty of visitors. Why, just today my Nanny came over and spent the day with me since Mummy was away for the weekend. Nannys are good like that. She snuck me a few bikkies too which was pretty cool but I can't help but feel she was trying to suck up since last time my Mummy was away she forgot to bring me inside and made me sleep in the cold dark yard. I spend my days catching up on a lot of sleep, watching over the chickens, chasing birdies, rolling in dirt and chewing on my foot. Occasionally, when no one's looking, I like to back my arse up against the couch, wall, step - what ever is there - and give it a good rub myself. Hey, if no one else will do it for you - you gotta do it yourself!!!