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Thorns

llaudiseroveli

About Me

I use the myspace layout generator at UltimateMySpace.com.--- I've a myriad of alternate aliases, Llaudise Roveli the more frequently employed. Quixotic was a word to describe me once, and undoubtable remains - notwithstanding that gravity and I are on amenable terms. I may endevour for self awareness, but oft find a point of disparity between the inner and the outer… nuances of variation… perhaps the façade is an automated mildness until I fall upon an aspect worthy of conviction; until that point of realization I remain quiet, dithering in the dark, planting seeds and uprooting others, impervious to the contradiction.I have also been informed that I am quite mad; I only wonder what the basis for comparison is.
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Her Exalted Highness Duchess Thorns the Subversive of Helions Bumpstead
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic TitleMy YouTube Site: Save yourself the complex and don't try to understand the videos, they are entirely out of context; http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=LlaudiseRoveli

My Interests

Writing. Art; Byzantine, Romanesque/Gothic, Classical. The Renaissance. History and Culture; South/Eastern Europe (Romania), West Asia. Metaphysics. Philosophy of a like you might find buried under several tonnes of marble, wearing a toga and an olive wreath, among others. English satire, Monty Python, Photography, repressing my ardent desire to dress in garb. Whisky, cognac and red wine.

I'd like to meet:

Several long dead persons... that is to say, to chat over tea with an animated corpse strikes me a delightful way to spend an afternoon.'Oscar... you do seem to be shedding skin on my muffin, would it be too much to ask that you refrain? You know I detest tea-cake.' Then there are those I have spent the last six years with, dabbling intermittedly in collaborative fiction - a dire exercise of their patience, I might add. All have inspired me with nuances of their creative genius, and I would hope as a result that I have become a more eloquent and imaginative person, if still - innevitably - bemused. *A note on would-be friend requests; I'm fairly reticent, if I don't know who you are please elaborate a little on yourself and why you are adding me, I'll then be more likely to reciprocate.

Music:

Martin Tillman, Nine Inch Nails, Apocalyptica, Loreena McKennitt, E.S Posthumus, Dead Can Dance, Delirium, Queensryche, a plethora of classical composers, Placebo, Blind Guardian, Gaelic Storm, Howard Shore, Danny Elfman, Powderfinger, Muse, Assemblage 23, JBT, Ben Harper etcetera. Gerard Butler, also, has a resounding voice.

Movies:

Quills, The Boondock Saints, Lord of the Rings, Dogma, Outlaw, Vidocq, the Phantom of the Opera, Period Dramas, Arthouse/Foreign.

Television:

Sharpe, Robin of Sherwood (Michael Praed era), Firefly (all of which I discovered in the UK). I despise Australian television; 'Cash for Comment' programs and Reality TV ('You warp the minds of our children and weaken the resolve of our allies.')deserve to die a squalid, moldering death at the bottom of the deepest pit known to mankind. In contrast, I think John Clarke is a gift from the proverbial gods - if ever I met him, I would break character and give the bastard a hug.

Books:

Recently; The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Life and Legacy of E.A Poe. Currently; The Works of Oscar Wilde, Bright Darkness; Lord Byron. Near Future; Neil Gaiman; The Endless series, Dante; The Divine Comedy, The Bible, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe; Faust. Continuously; Kahlil Gibran, and a smattering of Shakespeare.

Heroes:

My necromantic subliminal persona.
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My Blog

Tarot: The Hermit

You are The HermitPrudence, Caution, Deliberation.The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from partici...
Posted by Thorns on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:33:00 PST

The Film List

The ListA kept list, some ~seen an unseen, some *owned and unowned; just to remind myself - feel free to comment and recommend others.*30013th WarriorAlexanderAnna KareninaAttila*Baraka*Beowulf & ...
Posted by Thorns on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:42:00 PST

The Bitch Slap

..>Bitch-SlapYou are 0% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant. You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more ...
Posted by Thorns on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:25:00 PST

Our Luminous Farce

The things we do to amuse ourselves...That ought to be rephrased.The things we do under the pretense of amusing ourselves.Really, I am not amused; on the contrary I am, all things considered, remarkab...
Posted by Thorns on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:05:00 PST

The First of Few

Altogether anticlimatic, isn't it?
Posted by Thorns on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:11:00 PST