i prefer my ice cream sans-chocolate, thanks. |
i swear, i just got this message. i couldn't make this shit up.
"can i stick my chocolate spoon in ur vanilla ice cream ;)"
from this stud
tee hee...wink!
i really like that his first line in...
Posted by DJ Jessica who? on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:05:00 PST |
existential meltdown |
i thought i had had one beforehow had i not?but jesus...i hadn't.that was a prime example of 'seeing it coming'and i wish i could...but i can't even explain what happened. as soon as i try to remember...
Posted by DJ Jessica who? on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:24:00 PST |
george bush hates black people. |
WOWthis is so pathetic, it's hysterical. I don't know if anyone has actually heard Kanye West's "remix" of Fall Out Boy - This Ain't a Scene it's an Arms Race...but if you did, laugh with me. louder.s...
Posted by DJ Jessica who? on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:53:00 PST |
pathologically awesome. |
you know, ive realized why most of my life is a blur.i know what you're thinking. but there's more to it than that. when i wake up and go "i remember that something was on fire and there's a hurrican...
Posted by DJ Jessica who? on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:12:00 PST |
soap floats. |
so after perusing my bulletins, it seems to me that it's the same DJ's every single night at every single "new" party.
how does that make any party different from the last?
...i love yo...
Posted by DJ Jessica who? on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:00:00 PST |
time-traveling demon. |
what a cheese fest.
....tee hee tee hee!
it sinks in right around six weeks. ...like swiss clockwork.
make up your mind.grow some balls.drink turpentine.
...
Posted by DJ Jessica who? on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:33:00 PST |
it all comes down to ass n' titties |
i never do this, but this is what runs through my head 27 hours a day. when i don't text you back, it's because my head is about to implode.
dannydaze (04:55:10 pm): would you call 2 ...
Posted by DJ Jessica who? on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:54:00 PST |
bird droppings can carry hystoplasmosis! |
just heard that on the radio.learn somethin new every day. 7:06 am. guarded, huh...?i didn't know i wasbut i am. thanks for pointing it out. does this shit ever clear itself up?...
Posted by DJ Jessica who? on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:06:00 PST |
next up |
just leave me alone.
enjoy your life, enjoy the 40 girlfriends you'll go through this year. have fun with the clap.
i don't have it in me to do what you've done. i could not possibly hurt you o...
Posted by DJ Jessica who? on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:54:00 PST |
everyone is selling something. |
life is just one long ass commercial.
sit on that, wilford brimley.
Posted by DJ Jessica who? on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:09:00 PST |
