Gather children, for it is time for yet another of those (few and far between) updates of my profile! Yay. Now, where to begin.
Ah yes, it was a dark and stormy night and the house sat in total darkness save for the flicker of what seemed to be a candle glowing in a room hidden behind a wall. Ok, so thats not what happened, but it started off pretty damn good, no?
Ok, so this is "about me", so I guess I'd better write about, well, myself (my least favourite subject actually). Hmm . . . Alright well, I'm 20 (longest year of my life I tell you what), semi-queer (if you know me, you get it), and pretty dull. I spend my time either at work (horray timeshare . ), with my friends ( Crotch Pheasant!), my family (which is less fun than my crazy ass friends), or asleep (but not as much time doing that as I should).
I've been known to go for weeks living off of RockStar and Cigarettes. I smoke, I drink, and I fuck like a Sailor on shore leave (SAILOR SLUT! Haha. . . Wes get's it). Um, well, I'm pretty much done . . . so if you'd like to get to know me, ask me and maybe we'll let you into the inner circle.
