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Ruph Haus

The name's Alan...pronounced FUCKYOUASSLICKEREATMYCOCKBITCH..

About Me

I have a house. I got married. I have two dogs. I love my wife and demon kids.

My Interests

Reading, Writing, Dj-ing, MOVIES, MOVIES, MOVIES..., Movie Trivia, Hanging out, Video Games, Drawing and Doodling, Gambling, et al...did I mention Dj-ing? Good, because I don't do nearly enough of it in public. I NEED GIGS!! oH and currently, THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH

Music:

House music all night long - say what? - House music all night long - say what? - House music ALL NIGHT LONG!!! Bad Boy Bill - Richard Humpty Vission - Deep Dish - Benni Benassi - Hatiras - Bam Bam - Ruph Haus - Soulis - Steve Smooth & JJ FLores - David Garcia - Robbie Rivera - Derrick Carter - DJ Dan - Green Velvet - Tidy Boys - DJ Irene (98-01) - et cetera. ROCK AND SHIT - Zeppelin - AC/DC - Queens of the Stone Age - Eagles of Death Metal - Mars Volta - Del Castillo - Los Lonely Boys - Gorillaz - Franz Ferdinand - Junior Senior - Primus - System of a Down - Deftones - Tenacious D - Burden Brothers - Pixies - Toadies - Elliot Smith - every fucking band that appears on the O.C. - fuck you all for laughing... D&B/Jungle - Roni Size - AK1200 - that's about all...Miscellaneous - Wiseguys - anything downtempo - jazz (funky, not smooth) - Jurassic 5 - Black Eyed Peas - Dialated Peeples - Jungle Brothers....boom boom boom - BUT BEST OF ALL---HOUSE MUSIC MOTHER STUFFERS!!!!!

Movies:

Favorite Movie: Office Space Favorite Trilogy: Lord of the Rings Mostly I enjoy indie flicks and arthouse films. Blockbusters are not always an interest, but are fun to go to when I want a no brainer night... But I do watch incredibly TOO many movies. (at LEAST 300 a year) AND X-MEN III - because of THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!!

Television:

LOST - Wife Swap (cause one could only dream....what oh, nevermind.) - Invasion - Chappelle's Show - Da Ali G Show - Family Guy - Simpsons - One Tree Hill - The O.C. (come on damnit!!! I LIVE WITH A GIRL!!! FUCK GET OFF MY BACK!!!!) - LOST - Maury Povich - Secretos - Cheaters - Jose Luis sin Censura - LOST - oh and what's that show that fucking rocks all ass and cock in the first four seconds of it? Oh yeah....LOST. AND THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!!

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, J.R.R. Tolkien, Dante Alighieri, Edgar Allan Poe, and so on...I also tend to read a lot of books that have been adapted into movies (Mario Puzo is so much more a kick ass author than Francis Ford Coppolla is a director.)... My favorite book is The Lord of the Rings, or Invisible Monster, I can't decide. I think they need to make a movie about the Sideways stories at Westside school. Someone needs to write a book called, I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH: A memoir by THE JUGGNERAUT, BITCH!!

Heroes:

Mother Nature...Robert Rodriguez... AND THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

My Blog

JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!!!

"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?  I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!!!"   -vinnie jones as "the juggernaut, bitch"
Posted by Ruph Haus on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:26:00 PST

CHOWDA

BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM   I'M IN BOSTON   THA'S ALL...
Posted by Ruph Haus on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:58:00 PST

drugs are bad

don't do drugs.
Posted by Ruph Haus on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:21:00 PST

alone at home

damn i cuss too much i need to stop cussing so much   oh well   when the rain falls down on covered parking lots and the heater is not on in times of cooly cool hot hots we don't notice all ...
Posted by Ruph Haus on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 02:10:00 PST

what?

Well, it's about that time again.  It's been a while since the last time I wrote something here.  Not like anyone reads this shit anyway.  But here I go without further ado.   aw f...
Posted by Ruph Haus on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:44:00 PST

random thought

the shit that comes to my head... do you wish you could get off by random house objects?  wouldn't the world be much easier that way?  Then you wouldn't have to buy porn all the time......
Posted by Ruph Haus on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 09:49:00 PST

WTF!!!

Damn, I am ONE UNIMPORTANT FIGURE IN THIS CAPSULE OF SOCIALITES. What the FLIP is going on? IDIOTS!! NO FLIPPIN WAY I'm not getting any comments posted on my sight. No one is even visiting me. Am...
Posted by Ruph Haus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is the sucks

Damnit, no one ever comes and visits me at my ....well, my myspace page...oh figs.
Posted by Ruph Haus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST