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COMEDIAN DOUG REED

I am here for Networking

About Me

I live in los angeles ,I act,write,paint,mostly perform on stages as a comic.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

comics,pornstars,comics,pornstars,comics,pornstars,and homeless poeple who can handle there beer.pimps who where red hats,stalkers who hide in trees.the guy at my gym who wears shorts that dont cover his nut sack thanks.

My Blog

rape

rape,its another way of saying if you would of justĀ gave it up.this would not happen.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 05:20:00 GMT

never ride a bike

over warm dog shit, unless the person next to you is a asshole.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jul 2009 06:49:00 GMT

have you seen my shoes

no cause your wearing ice skates.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jul 2009 06:47:00 GMT

LEARN HOW TO LOSE 60 POUNDS IN A MONTH

METH
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:58:00 GMT

I SEEN THIS NEWS ARTICLE,FUNNY AS HELL

IT SAID FAT KIDS TODAY HAVE THE HEART ARTERIES OF 45 YR OLD POEPLE.THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY MEANS,,CHILD MOLESTERS WONT HAVE TO WORK AS HARD.BAD JOKE I KNOW
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:39:00 GMT

just watched the movie W

the worst hour and 18 minutes of my life,the only thing worse, could be a dane cook movie,but if dane cook got aids and got rapped by a huge black dick,that would be a good movie.
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 03:58:00 GMT

IAM COMMING CLEAN,I CANT READ

THINGS IN SPANISH
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:49:00 GMT

WHATS UP

NOT THE DOW JONES
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:45:00 GMT

I KNOW TWO THINGS

BUT ONE OF THEM IS NOT QUANTUM PHYSICISTS.
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 17:13:00 GMT

TELL ME SOMETHING.I DONT KNOW

2+2 = 4.REALLY,RIGHT ON
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 16:46:00 GMT