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Chromatest

Rip me in two, I'll make love to myself

About Me


Chroma test J. Pants maker

I'm a member of the Salacious Beat Slingers.

We currently DJ a weekly breakbeat night every Tuesday night in Tempe called "A Case of the Tuesdays". Add SBS as your myspace friend! I like bricks. I'm really insecure about certain things. Oh, and bricks. I wear a full-face helmet when I ride my motorcycle.
Please join me, no bricks required.http://www.frappr.com/azburners

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My Interests

bricks and breaks. Burning Man

I'd like to meet:

Breakbeat DJs!

I wouldn't mind having a cuddle buddy. Know anybody interested?

People that have lots of bricks. People that would like to smash bricks with a background din consisting of Synths, drum machines, samplers, etc. Seriously. Anybody in the East Valley of the Phoenix Metro Area want to jam out? Anybody got a brickery?

Music:



.glitchy.electronic..sub-bass.noise.
.Australian.anti-capitalist.electro.
.british.dubbed-out.ambience.
.white-boy.rapper.from.maryland.
.german.electro-funk.duos. I could list actual bands,
but that would take far
too long, and would be
far too boring...

It's actually a lot easier to list stuff that I don't like...
I only dislike four genres pretty
much without exception:
R&B, Opera, "Nu"-Metal,
and Boy/Girl Bands.
I also can't stand:
Metallica
RATM

Movies:

.Amelie..Bowling.For.Columbine.
.A.Mighty.Wind..Léon..Blue.Velvet.
.A.Clockwork.Orange..Memento.
.Fear.And.Loathing.In.Las.Vegas.
.The.Matrix..Donnie.Darko.
.City.Of.Lost.Children..Run.Lola.Run.
.Meet.The.Feebles..Waiting.
.Save.The.Green.Planet.

Television:

.Carnivàle..The.Simpsons..Red.Dwarf.
.Trailer.Park.Boys..Adult.Swim..Heroes.
.Fuck.reality.TV.
.I.Don't.Watch.Anything.Else.

Books:

.Where.The.Red.Fern.Grows.
.Needle.In.The.Groove.
.Hitchhikers.Guide.To.The.Galaxy..Vurt.
.Stranger.In.A.Strange.Land.
.Future.Music.Magazine.
.Fear.And.Loathing.In.Las.Vegas.
.Blue.Latitudes..Lonely.Planet.Guides.
.Santiago..Catch-22..The.Hobbit.
.Come.To.Me..Nymphomation..Maps.
.Fair.Use.-.The.Story.Of.The.Letter.
U.And.The.Numeral.2.
.Catcher.In.The.Rye..Atlases.
.Dictionaries..Encyclopediae.
.Don't.Call.It.Love..Foundation.Trilogy.
.Throwim.Way.Leg. "Well There's the trouble, you see. Nobody knows much of anything any more. There's no big pictures. We're all just doing stuff, going places, falling out of cars. Running away. Fucked up, strung out, broken. Mended with bits of glue, string, masking tape. Stealing things."
-Tupelo from "Falling Out Of Cars" by Jeff Noon.

Heroes:

.My.Dad..My.Brother.Dan.
.Best.Friend.Dave.Ortega.
.Rjyan.Kidwell.

My Blog

The lunatics have taken over...?...

Consider the Consequences of Bombing Iran's Nuclear Power Plants, and Pray by Floyd Rudmin Global Research, April 29, 2008 The US government has recently increased the belligerence of its tone towar...
Posted by Chromatest on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:50:00 PST

AEMF Set Times!

See my previous blog for more information.Note that Semuta and I are playing earlier than last time.6-7 Vostek7-8 Avalon8-9 Salacious Beat Slingers9-10 Johnny Swoope10-11 Nytus11-12:30 J Wail12:30-2 M...
Posted by Chromatest on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:58:00 PST

Live show!! AZ Electronic Music Fest (AEMF)

Semuta and I are performing live once again. This time we have a name too! This will be our second live performance together, and our first as "Tempo Master".Again, I'm in charge of the beats. The ...
Posted by Chromatest on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:51:00 PST

Check out this event: ARIZONA ELECTRONIC MUSIC FESTIVAL (AEMF)

Oh hell yeah. Semuta and I are getting pumped for this show. It will be our second show together, and it's going to be awesome. Well, it will at least be better than the last one, which wasn't too ...
Posted by Chromatest on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:04:00 PST

The Great Valerio!

The Great ValerioWritten by Richard Thompson(as sung by The Fatima Mansions) High up above the crowd the great Valerio is walking The rope seems hung from cloud to cloud and time stands still as he i...
Posted by Chromatest on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:13:00 PST

because we do not like children

We in the West do not refrain from childbirth because we are concerned about the population explosion or because we feel we cannot afford children, but because we do not like children. -- Germaine Gre...
Posted by Chromatest on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:23:00 PST

Fiasco de Bliss!

One of the things that I really enjoy is making music.  I play other people's music all the time, whether it's at my house, in my car, or at a club or house party or rave.  While it's fun to...
Posted by Chromatest on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:12:00 PST

Check out this event: Phoenix Idiotarod

Hosted By: Chromatest PantsmakerWhen: Saturday Feb 09, 2008 at 11:59 AMWhere: Starts at Bikini Lounge15th Ave and Roosevelt and Grand Phoenix, Arizona|3 85007United StatesDescription:Chromatest Pantsm...
Posted by Chromatest on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:44:00 PST

Against Ron Paul Part II

A friend just posted a myspace bulletin which talks about Ron Paul, and why you shouldn't vote for him.I'm not going to copy that into this blog, but I will give you the link....http://wwjv4.com/repub...
Posted by Chromatest on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:53:00 PST

Why *I* wont vote for Ron Paul.

It's pretty simple really... He wants to take away the right for women to have an abortion.He claims that he is pro-privacy and personal liberty rights.  I think that a woman's choice to have an ...
Posted by Chromatest on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:41:00 PST