A Few Good Reasons To Date An EMT |
We are used to staying up all night We are good with multiple partners We are experts in mouth to mouth We are the best in rapid clothing removal We have our own multi-positional bed We shock the... Posted by mademoiselle coco on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:29:00 PST |
R.I.P. TJ |
T.j. was such a goof. I never saw him without a smile. I remember he lived behind my old best-friend Meghan Ferrell's house. When we would be laying out by her pool we would catch him peaking over the... Posted by mademoiselle coco on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:37:00 PST |
will you be my hoe? |
whooooooooooooooaa i'm all alooooone, no one here to fuck meeee.... my bitches have all goooonnne, no one here tooooo ride meeeeee! but 'cha gotta have hoe's!!! Posted by mademoiselle coco on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:04:00 PST |
why halloween is the best holiday ever |
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!! this is the best holiday! but i've noticed a few things. 1. parents always say not to talk to strangers and never take candy from them and yet, parents readily send the childr... Posted by mademoiselle coco on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 08:10:00 PST |
i'm going to kill myself. this is my goodbye to all who care |
50 things i love about my cat : 1. she is blue 2. she is a she 3.her eyes are green but blue in the dark (that's because she has tapetum lupitum on the back of eye socket) 4. her name is kitten... Posted by mademoiselle coco on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:37:00 PST |
rest in peace bart |
bart, i never got to say good-bye. so i'm saying it now. i'm sorry i slapped you that time you kissed me, and i'm sorry i head-butted you for tickling me. i'll miss your goofy smile, it's etche... Posted by mademoiselle coco on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
what the FUCK! |
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! the tension grows, where it will stop nobody knows! Posted by mademoiselle coco on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
my cat wrote this, she's brilliant! |
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