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:: SaMaLa ::

poop in the coot

About Me


My name is Samm!! I'm the STRAIGHT one of the group
DESCRIPTION
*** SINGLE ***
* Tall *
* Auburn/black hair *
* Average (I guess) *
* black/green glasses *
* Thin lips *
* Hazel eyes *
* Tattooed *
* Pierced *
PERSONALITY
Stubborn
Loud
Hyper
Romantic
Laughable
All smiles
Lovable
Humorous
Stupid
Blunt
Open minded
Easily amused
CUDDLE WHORE
Caring
Easy going
Trustworthy
RANDOM FACTS
- I hate seeing people down
- I worry about my weight too much
- I’m going to adopt a child in the future (Ping Pong or Kat)
- I love making random objects apart of my family... mmm chappy!
- $0.99 underwear is my anti-drug
- I don't drink pop, only with my liquor
- My cats, ferrets, and my dad are my best friends in the whole world
- I have 2 cats ((RIP COOTER)), 2 ferrets, and a dog
- Shley666 and Tim are my favorite of all time! ((Im dead without them))
- People are afraid of me, then they meet me, and cant get enough of me
- I am a sucker for anyone that can make me laugh
- Everyone says that I’m 100% my dad…. Except I have boobs and a vagina
- I'm a sucker for guys with sexy tats... yum
- I’m friends with basically everyone and there mother..literally
- IM A TOTAL CUDDLE WHORE
- My alcoholic beverages of choice is jack and coke, vodka and mt. dew, and Jager and mt. dew... YUMMMMM!
- I’m not a victim of rape…I’m a survivor of rape
- I work. Prolly a little toooo much
- I totaled my buick la sabre when I slide into a tree
- Chocolate marshmallow ice cream is my favorite
- I’m kind of obsessed with bleeding through
- I love animals but I have a phobia of fish
- When I see anything zebra print I have to buy it… even if I wont use it
- I have never set a group of friends and I intend to keep it that way
- I don’t have a perfect body… I actually despise mine
- I sing horribly, but I love doing it
- I was voted class clown
- I have a HUGGGGE sense of humor
- I have one regret…. knowing loran shummway
- I am very very very very very close to my family
- I love meeting new people
- I’m not good at telling jokes, but if it makes people laugh.. then its ok
- I do admit, I am a strong person ((mentally))
- I love getting my hair done.
- I cant remember shit, but I can remember the most random information
- I have my belly button, ears, and tongue pierced.
- I have tattoos on my foot, side, chest, and my entire back
I HATE
Crazy ex-girlfriends that make shit up about YOUR boyfriend... he doesnt like you anymore.... get over it bitch!!!
When people don’t listen (( NO MEANS NO ASSHOLE ))
UGLY TATTOOS!!
When people try to hard
Girls who try to get with other girls boyfriends
Guys legs
Food/eating
People who try to be something their not
People who try to be in the scene ( FUCK THE SCENE )
Being alone in the dark
Sleeping alone
People who disrespect others for the wrong reasons
Insects
Cheaters
People who complain that their life sucks
Giving up on anything
People who don’t have the guts to say shit to ones face
Anyone who thinks they are better then everyone else
Getting my head fucked with by people
Leaving without saying goodbye
Girls that tuck pants into their boots
Those furry boots and Uhggs
U.S. history... I passed it tho [smile]
People that correct my spelling
Girls that have a leash on their bf 24/7
Straight edge kids (errr they're taking over the world!!)
NOTE: Im allergic to drama so.... KEEP IT AWAY!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



JOHNNY KNOXVILLE

TRIPP

BRANDAN SCHIEPPATI

Kat Von D

My Blog

it is true...I am a rape victim....heres my story in a poem

Broken Fucking Memories   Standing in front of the mirror, Looking into the glass, Tears running down my face, As I think about my past.   I saw you at a show, That's exactly were we'd me...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 22:15:00 GMT

your never gonna hurt me EVER again!

I don't know why you have to go on treating me this way you've got me discusted with all these busted little games you play you want me to back down ain't gonna do that now cause i'm not afraid now i ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:22:00 GMT

Ten Minute Romance

No More Heart Broken SongsGet Over It, Move OnLet's Wipe Those Tears Away From That Pretty FaceThat Pretty Fucking FaceNo More Crying To Your Dashboard RecordYou Sappy Emo BitchWe Are All Born AloneAn...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 12:57:00 GMT

HD poem

A Prayer Jean E. Miller 9/5/96 Dear God in heaven, up aboveI've come to talk to you about Huntington'sand what it does to those we love. It takes these people, once so innocent,steals their speech a...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 00:34:00 GMT