Apple juice, lamps, and unibrows are by far the greatest inventions of all mankind.
Carl Sagan, my late Aunt Jeni, Berkeley Breathed, George Doody, and the president of Bulgaria.
If you happen to be one of the above, please just let me know.
I like talking, so let's do it.
I'm crazy for movies
I'm weak at the knees
English mysteries,
screwball comedies
Spaghetti westerns
three bowls please
It doesn't matter what, it doesn't matter who
If it's Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers
It'll absolutely do I worship their allure
If I'm sick, don't find a cure
A Hitchcock scream, a Fellini dream
Film noir, Mel Blanc
And all that's in between
Flood my senses
Make me weep
Kiss the hero
Kill the creep
The credits, the edits
Houdini! Whodunnits!
Musicals that dance
And dancicals that muse
I'm filled with hope watching Cinemascope
Cause I'm no dope
I love movies.
PEEWEE HERMAN ILU BAYBEEE.
Favorites:
Poetry of all shapes and forms, Life of Pi, You Don't Know Me, Amphigorey, JTHM, The Wild Goose Chronicles, Max Deluxe, Illusions, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Lord of the Flies, The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat, and I also love books containing art (Kandinsky and Scarfe are my very favorites) and photos.
Currently reading:
Ishmael, The Varieties of Scientific Experience
The rarely seen Fish Woman of Bremen
An old lady
And, of course, Bill the Cat
THESE ARE BETTER THAN SIGNS.
Jeni is pretty and funny.
Whenever she strolls in the sunny,
Girls and boys flock about
And together they shout,
"Oh, please take us home with you, honey!"
-JeniSage
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Out in Utah lies a land
which has been graced by foot and hand
of a maid so fair and bright
that with her footsteps, come light.
Jeni, a lass of might!
'ere there been a grander sight?
Nay I say, so come away!
And we shall go to Utah.
-William Horwich
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Jeni means everything to me.
So nice she happens to be.
She is extremely great!
Beats 'em all at any rate.
We all love Jeni!!!!
Much more than Kenny.
Its all because she's JENI!!!!!!!!!
-Ellie Edwards
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I met her on the subway
And her voice sounded like honey
So I turned around quick and said something funny.
She was nuts as was her friend whose name I have sience lost
And I'm having a very had time keeping this rhyme on top
Later we held we held a funeral for a dear friend named Spoon
She helped me through the griving times, the crying times and now this poem is through
HUSH..... the poet speaks....
We must listen close
Or else we will miss her dose of daily insanity,
Oh the humanity,
The things we wish to say the things we wish to know,
She says so you better listen close!
-Jason (last name misplaced)
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Jeni goes on the tricycle...
WAIT
Bird flock hippie juice
Catsup
Kissin kitties in scary beat land
Bip bop bip skit scat
You can't scat, silly chilly
Wiggy wiggy woo
Play the bongos charlie...
Play me out...
-Bill Remmers
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Chocolate milk, is yummy.
And so are oranges, pomegranates.
Watermelon, sandwiches, Wingers, Ceasar Salads, Mustangs,
The smell of tar, the satisfaction of a job well done.
And chocolate milk, did I mention?
I suppose Jeni's okay too.
-Derek Hart
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There was a man named phil.
His voice it was quite shrill,
And if it was heard
You'd poop a turd
and think of what birds had a heimie.
There once was this chick named Jeni.
She had a cat name of whamm(i)
And when they were about
The people would shout
SO DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY? IS HE CUL?
-Parker Edwards
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There once was a girl called Jeni,
But I wanted her to be Jenifranni.
We're vegetarians together,
She has a picture with a yellow feather.
This poem is lame, but she is not,
Cuz Jennifranni is freakin' hot!
- Janaea Gensel
write one of these for me, and if you're lucky, I'll do the same. :)