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Original Weasel

wine gums, envy and pieces of rainbow

About Me

Short word, two letters, first one 'm', second one 'e'. Meanssss... me.

I like Doraemon. Scu-dai wan da!

Keep The Faith!

My Interests

Lot's of things! SERIOUSLY! Awesome. Gambling! YES! White Russians! Things that Tom Cruise does in films - pool! Cocktails! I don't however solve murders before they happen, nor have I ever been in a fighter jet. I went in a hot air balloon once though! SCORE! First cigarette in the morning - sweet! In fact - most cigarettes, anytime...bonza!
Many animals, LOOK! -
Sloth - slow!
Panda - no chi-chi no!
Terrapins/Turtles - retractable heads! get outta here!!!
Squirrels - nutaholics! they just can't get enough!!
Bees - occasionally furry/stingy!
Moose - mainly canadian! fantastic!
Raptors - extinct! unlucky!
I'm interested in not getting a real job. So I wanna be a writer! Down-and-outs-ville here I come...SWEET!!!

ps. Ska is what makes the world goes round, only it's so subtle just a few cool people realise this. I will live and die for the upbeat.

I didn't know Harris wore glasses!

I'd like to meet:

Sexy boys and handsome girls.

Music:

I'm fortunate, in that I like all the best bands in the world, and everyone else seems to get it all wrong. Odd eh? Ho hum, here's the treats -

The Aquabats - Best band. In world. Deffo.
NOFX
Mad Caddies
Less Than Jake
Reel Big Fish
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Sublime
Bouncing Souls
The Hippos
Catch 22
Rancid
Buck-O-Nine
Suburban Legends
Animal Chin
Mustard Plug
Lagwagon
The Living End
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Voodoo Glow Skulls
Beat Soup
Bucket Of Monkey
Edna's Goldfish
Bid D & The Kids Table
Millencolin
Mock Orange
Operation Ivy
Common Rider
Let's Go Bowling
Long Beach Dub Allstars
Five Iron Frenzy
Jump With Joey
The Toasters
Skankin' Pickle
The Suicide Machines
Planet Smashers
Anything Bluegrass - all hail Duelling Banjos and Foggy Mountain Beakdown
20 Inch Long
Andrew Bird's Bowl Of Fire
Craig's Brother
OAR

The UK Ska/Punk scene! Freakin' awesome!
Lightyear - Second. Best. Band. Ever. Yes.
Shootin Goon
Zen Baseballbat
Capdown
Adequate Seven
[spunge]
Lubby Nugget
Vanilla Pod
Captain Everything!
Whitmore
Madness
The Specials/AKA
The Selecter
King Prawn
Farse
Howard's Alias
4ft Fingers
Jesse James
Mouthwash
The Peacocks
The Filaments
Goober Patrol
Uncle Brian
aaaaaaaaaand...Peebrain! Yeah, that's right - we rock socks!

What happens if you listen to all music, what people term "the best" a la Beatles, Rolling Stones, Radiohead et al...and you think it has nothing on Nofx rocking out to 4 chords? If you actually believe "Fury of the Aquabats" is ACTUALLY the best album ever, with "Call of the Weasel Clan" a close second? Can you make everyone see it your way, that introspective songs about the self can't compare to skanking and unity? Or are you as narrow minded as everyone says?

Movies:

Here ya go, best movies ever, in no particular order. They're mainly from the late-80's-American-high-school-everythings-fine-cos-it-never -rains era:
Back to The Future 1, 2 and 3
With 1 being best, followed by 3, but 2 not very far away. Possibly the best films of all time. Play them alongside the LOTR trilogy, or Star Wars. So many parallels. Seriously.
Bill and Ted 1 and 2
Ferris Buellers Day Off
The Goonies - chuuuuuuuuuuuunk!!!
Blow
Clerks-Mallrats-Chasing Amy
Desperado
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Big Lebowski
Stand By Me
The Breakfast Club
Jarhead
Dazed and Confused
Ghostbusters 1 and 2
Top Gun
Cocktail
The Color of Money
In fact most things Tom Cruise did when he was still a young cheeky chappy...you wanted to kiss him and punch him all at once. Now all that's left is the punching.
True Romance
Eight Days a Week
"Playas":
Bill Murray, Jeff Daniels, Michael J Fox, Jonny Depp, Christopher Walken, Dennis Hopper, Patricia Atquette, Joey Lauren Adams, Scarlett Johansson, Jeff Goldblum, John Leguizamo - all GREAT!
Word up to all things frowned upon by people "in the know" - video game movies: Mortal Kombat (YES!), Mario (Bob Hoskins!), Resident Evil (that bit with the lasers! AWESOME!), Street Fighter (Van Damme-ful!). Jean Claude Van Damme! Steven Seagal! SWEET. Bad Kung Fu movies, Bruce Willis vehicles, and all things superhero. Batman! WORD!

Television:

I am mostly watching - QVC! Watch em struggle! I think I'm going to hell...

Books:

Not Harry Potter.

Heroes:

I have a hero. He's called the MC Bat Commander. But heroes not enough, its too mild, the man goes beyond.For my more mundane, got no superpowers, standard heroes, I have all the beautiful sexy people from King Alfred's, my friends and foes. They have shaped my thoughts, my desires and are responsible (in a good way) for me being here, still standing.

True fan.

My Blog

eagle that has found the sky

     You're probably like me, shocked and outraged by the squandering of taxpayers money on a neon blob masquerading as the Olympic Logo. Not content with just being shite, it...
Posted by Original Weasel on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:53:00 PST

Work make bad thoughts

     Those who see me often will be unsurprised to learn that working at Stan James comes with a complete deck of annoyances and frustrations, tempered somewhat by my gambling keen...
Posted by Original Weasel on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 04:26:00 PST

Large male sibling!

Yes my lovely little peaches and plums, it is upon us again. Like Ant n' Dec's foreheads, or the vague irresistibilty of Sue Barker, Big Brother remains a constant around which seasons change, the wor...
Posted by Original Weasel on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 04:39:00 PST

kung fu hustle!

   With the Big Brother carnage rumbling to a zenith of sorts, I feel compelled to get involved. Kudos to 'Arris for his bulletin, but while that touched upon the social ramifications for yo...
Posted by Original Weasel on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST

Tipper, Orphan Boy, Dreamer, Clementine, Golden Bug

Right, in essence this is bunch of words stuck together that sound quite nice. But seriously, it takes real talent to write this much utter shite in one go. Avec rhymes!! Tipper, Orphan boy, Dreamer, ...
Posted by Original Weasel on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:46:00 PST

Wet wipes - what are you trying to say exactly

     Look. Look! That's my hand waving. At you! Hi guys! Hey that guy. You're that guy. Awesome. So welcome! I'm gonna write about crap, and you're gonna skip to the bottom, its a ...
Posted by Original Weasel on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

High lows and low highs

   Hey ho, let's go! Now, I don't generally do stuff of much note, but I feel compelled to provide you with a little commentary of my day today. I woke up covered in sweat...but wait! That d...
Posted by Original Weasel on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:06:00 PST

Hold onto your hairnets, it's gonna taste GREAT

     Phew, my young cricket bats and gondoliers, it has been quite a zesty few weeks. Trumpets a go-go for Lightyear, who sweated it up good (check Becky's page for pics - wit...
Posted by Original Weasel on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:20:00 PST

Instead of gravy, I'll have the catfish!

    Cream cheese and pot pourri all round, my children of the revolution! I'd like to think you are all blooming like particularly gorgeous flowers in this synthetic heat...
Posted by Original Weasel on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:19:00 PST

Battering Rams - sheep, frying fish?? Get outta here!

   Free from the shackles of imperialist oppression, Scott of the 2 hot is here to form words into carefully stage managed sentences, thus explaining what you "normal folk" should, nay, MUST...
Posted by Original Weasel on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:46:00 PST