jono

Awight my name is boob and i'ma talk to you 'bout my best mate jono!
he's fucking brilliant
and we have had so many good times!!!
he's one of the nicest guys you'll meet
so genuine
and you can trust him with anything!!!
he's a great friend
and would do anything for you!
i loooove him so much
even more than indie & beer
we go to the same school and work together
always together which is quality
we both need birds to, but not one's that will separte us!
Get to know him, but not too well coz he's my best mate Not yours!!!
Ello Boiz,I'm JOEY, and ive gotta write some fierce montage about my close mate JONO (not as close as boob tho! - dont worry mate!!)
Neways, we met in year 9 by being forced together in physics, and we joked, then we chilled together out of skool, then we started to party!
Neway, Jonos a laugh of a guy, he is high up in the clouds, we all love this guy!
Jono is almost as trendy as me, he cuts his own hair, straightens it and has spikey jeans (as well as hair)
We play golf (AHAHAHAHHA - no m8) all the time, which we are shocking at, but slowly improving...
A nd Jono's name isnt jonno - get it right u wannabe Jono's mates
Jono likes something if he doesent compliment or wreck it, so if you have new shoes and its quiet, he is secretly luving them!
He loves the nineties, but i don't. We like cheese pop
He somehow generates money out of holes in the walls in his room, he gets 20 pound a week refereeing.
He kills me off at footie, but then again, i can swim so,, y'no
Neway, if you havent added Jono, add him now u Ungreatful Ratbag - and me and jono came up with that, with some random German rat/bag/sweat/long hair guy!
Like boob, im loved. =)
Adios and have a good night! (Wear a glove)
This next Passage is written by Angie! Jono... bit of a ledge! Met him in Newquay, Lovely guy, along with his other mad mates! Obsessional about football it appears, but we can't knock him for it. One of my first memories of meeting this wonderful homosapian was him turning up (along with Boob) to caravan 65 (!!!!!), at about 7 in the morning, after a long night, and requesting usage of GHDs lol, u vain fucker!! good times good times! Another fun experience was bringing our domestic hedgehog, of whom we found under the caravan to the arms of Jono! He went a bit mad and gave us a bit of a lecture about how the filty flea ridden mess should be left alone and subsequently slammed a door in our faces, hahahahaha!!!!! One thing that Jono MUST be praised for is not joining in with evil activities, pour example... chunder challenge, throwing a plastic table at us, stealing our soap and i think coffee? and throwing copius amount of water balloons at us just as we were about to go out!!! Overall, Jono is a great funny friendly guy who would make a companion to any loving family. Jono isnt just for Christmas, hes for LIFE!!! xxxxx