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About Me

Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

My Interests

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.

I'd like to meet:

Beatrice Portinari

Music:

Oasis, Jam, Flaming lips, Beatles, Lou reed, T. Rex, Roxy music, David Bowie, Art Blakey, Beck, Little Barrie, Blind Mellon, The Bees, Thelonious Monk

Movies:

Big Lebowski, Barton Fink, Rashamon, Raging Bull, Rushmore, Usual Suspects, the Jerk, True Romance, Deer Hunter, Natural Born Killers, Lost in traslation, Blow Up, Warriors, donnie darko, Scent of a woman

Television:

rocky & bullwinkle, dr. katz, Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart, the office, Curb your enthusiasm

Books:

Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer, Sun also rises, Wild Sheep Chase by Murakami, Ham on Rye by Bukowski, Phantom Tolbooth, Missing Piece by Shel Silverstein, Connecticut Yankee at King Arthur's Court by Mark Twain, _, Louise Bogan, George Oppen, T.S. Eliot, John Donne

Heroes:

Baron von Munchausen