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Kregg

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About Me

Aaaaahhhhhhhh, who really cares?My name is Kregg, I am actually the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt, and if you don't get it you never will. I'm in Lynn(Lynn city of Sin...) now, no longer in NH because NH don't want me, so I came home(shoulda never left to be honest)to my real family.- I would like to take a minute to thank the people in NH for showin me that it don't matter where you go, people who lie to your face, use you for whatever they can, and backstab you for personal gain are everywhere and if you're gunna deal with it might as well do it in familiar surroundings. If it weren't for you fuckin scumbags, hoes, and two-faced skeezers I might still be up there, thanks for opening my eyes. -Shout to my real NH nuccas, you know who you are, and if you don't, then you're not one of them.I am me, wich aint always much but it's better than being something I'm not, so whatever.Nobody reads these anymore. (Buku.)DESPITE WHAT YOU MIGHT THINK I do in fact have a job that I do particularly like, so you know, believe it.I am still fond of things that are loud, evil, dirty, suggestive, and offensive. Things like shirts that have been delightfully adorned with the word "FUCK".I don't like things that are suppose to be loud, evil, dirty, suggestive, and offensive but come off as annoying. Things like bumper stickers that are full of evil sayings about how badass you are, but have so many fucking words you can't read them without tailgating.I also enjoy "nice" things. Impressionistic paintings, walks on the beach at night, midnight picnics by tombstones illuminated by moonlight, jazz and piano music, kittens.My godson, Mookie, is awesome and should be acknowledged as such.MUSIC - I fuckin love it, all kinds, every kind, gimme what you got. Particularly fond of underground rap, but if you request me and i think your music sucks, I will delete you. I will also delete you even if I do like your music if you post 1000 bulleteins in an hour about THE SAME FUCKING THING. Knock that shit off, it's fuckin annoying and the worst marketing strategy EVER.I like to write, but often find myself with no imagination as to what to write about, so futily end up writing about nothing and end up hating it, wich is irony in itself if you think about it. (Really, think about it.)- - - That's about it for...now.

My Interests

Hockey, nocturnal mischief, shootin darts, porn, 80's nostaligia shit, black coffee, cartoons(Adult Swim stuff, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, etc.), road trips, Red Radish, cemetaries, video games once in awhile, and most of all music.

I'd like to meet:

Artists/bands I've met: Tech N9ne, Big Krizz Kalico, Kutt Calhoun, Daddy X, Dirtball, Big B, D-Loc, Lou Dog, DJ Bobby B, Jared of (Hed) pe, Johnny Ricter, Delusional, Lil Keno, Seth Chaos, Tre Hustle, Twiztid, ICP, Fear Factory, Gwar, Dream Theater, Dry Kill Logic, Bobaflex, No Address, Megadeth, Breaking Benjamin, No Address, Red Radish, Ronald McDonald(that's right), Tax Man from Corporate Avenger, Pakelika, Life of Agony, Dillinger Escape Plan, Nevermore, Powerdise and Mark Clausley of Critical Bill, and more I know I'm forgetting.Artists I'd like to meet? The rest of the AA crew, Esham, Myzery, Immortal Technique, ABK, Necro and the rest of The Circle of Tyrants, Lavel, Marz, Okwerdz, Project: Deadman, and a shitload more I don't wanna write.

Music:

ICP, Dethklok, Type O Negative, Immortal Technique, Public Enemy, NWA, Gwar, ODB, Non Phixion, Soopa Villainz, Delusional, Corporate Avenger, Manson, Madvillain, thec420, Tech N9ne, Nas, Tool, Esham, (hed)pe, Three 6 Mafia, Korn, Silverchair, Mr. Dang Dang, Transplants, White Zombie, Tenacious D, Twiztid, Fear Factory, MSI, Methodman, Jumpsteady, Cypress Hill, Boondox, Godsmack, Gnarls Barkley, ABK, Bloodhoundgang, Humble Gods, System of a Down, Goretex, Red Radish, Necro, Ice Cube, Pink Floyd, Dope, Buckethead, Eazy E, Beck, Deltron 3030, The Prodigy, Wu-Tang Clan, Natas, Gorillaz, Chemical Brothers, Beastie Boys, Zug Izland, Necro, Project:Deadman, 2Pac, Ying Yang Twins, Guns N Roses, deftones, V Sinizter, ACDC, Okwerdz, Psychopathic Rydas, Circle of Tyrants, Disturbed, Critical Bill, Soundgarden, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Damian Marley, Rob Zombie, Fresh Kid Ice, Static-X, Mushroomhead, Kottonmouth Kings, NIN, DBX, Busta Rhymes, Rage, Ministry, Krumbsnatcha, Machinehead, Big B, Linkin Park, Jay-Z, HOK, Kool Keith, Bad Boy Bill, Offspring, Nirvana, Powerman 5000, Ludacris, Armand Van Helden, Myzery, Sublime, Axe Murder Boyz, Q Strange, Audioslave, Big Krizz Calico, Eminem, Prozac, Garbage, Danger Doom, Judge D, Prophet, Proof, Mastamind, Dark Lotus, Killa C, Detroit Warriors, Asteriah, drive-by, Lavel, Foo Fighters, Kutt Calhoun, Dirtball

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Movies:

The Halloween series, George Romero Zombie movies, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, other old school campy horror flicks, James Bond Series, Godzilla and other cheesy monster movies, anything with Jack Black, especially School of Rock, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Sean of the Dead, Boondock Saints, Seven, Fight Club, Scarface, Red Radish, American Psycho, House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects, and a bunch more

Television:

Not too often, I gots lots of dvds for that. Rescue me and House are good though, watch'em. Oh yeah, and Adult Swim.

Books:

Behind the Paint, almost anything by Dean Koontz, "I hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by Tucker Max, "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox, and my buddy just gave me a sweet book called "The Book of Hip Hop Cover Art" by Andrew Emery

Heroes:



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Joe Bruce for overcoming impossible odds, my parents for their hard work morals and never loosing sight of what's good or right, and Christian Santiago for giving me someone to look up to during my pre-teen years.

My Blog

Irony

I travel for my work to a lot of stores in a lot of differant cities. Today I went to use the bathroom and in the urinal they had a mat that had the following printed on it: "Say No to Drugs." I'm not...
Posted by Kregg on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:40:00 PST

Kids say the darnedest things...

So I'm sitting here watching SpiderMan 2 on tv with my gf, Niki, and her 11 year old sister Jamie is sitting here watching it with us, and she starts telling us this story:"One time me and my friend w...
Posted by Kregg on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:31:00 PST

My trip to the strip club II.

Another tuesday night at Mark's leaves me with another story, this one somewhat longer. First thing I do upon arriving is get a tequila sunrise. As I'm doing this I notice that the stripper on stage i...
Posted by Kregg on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:00:00 PST

My trip to the strip club.

So the other night Nich and I were at Mark's Showplace, a billiards/bar/strip club, and we were playin pool. As I went to take a shot, a blond scantily clad stripper walks by and gives me a flirt...
Posted by Kregg on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:15:00 PST