Before I start this, I wholeheartedly apologise for the randomness of this. I just can't be arsed to edit it.
I shall use this opportunity to impart upon thee information of great usefulness and purpose, such that you have this indelibly imprinted within your minds.
Turns out I won't, sorry to have wasted your times. You may stop caring right about......now. Thank you for flying Death from Above Airways, please come again.
Oh wait, wasn't I meant to put that at the end?
Ah well
Oh. You're still here?
Fair enough then, may as well write things of great randomness here
I'm Parag.
I'd like to think that I were cool.
I like to do stuff.
I'm pretty random.
I like to say 'awesome' a lot, for it is an awesome word.
I like to make things annoyingly pink.
I also like to talk.
Did I mention that I like to talk?
Yea, I am struggling for things to put here ;_;
I suppose I could say something about myself. I'm 17 or at least I was when I wrote this mindpiss that could be called a profile.
My gangsta name is supposedly 'Sherman Tank G-Ride Bouncer', which I reckon's much better than just boring old Parag.
Metallica (pre 1991) are totally awesome, as is Mr Benn.
What? You don't know who Mr Benn is?
THAT, is Mr Benn.
Yea ,so I was saying, I like Metallica and Mr Benn, and I'm pretty random as you may have gathered. And I like to watch awesome Films. And pretty much most awesome things.
Right, I've been notified by the Word Reposession Agency that I've used the word 'awesome' too many times now, so I'll have to stop.
That is like so totally not-awesome.
That makes me sad ;_;
Err yea than more ramblings courtesy of the P man himself......I fucking hate idiots. I think they're total wankers.
I wouldn't be surprised if they stand outside peoples houses at night and stare at them just to get their psychotic little weirdness-fix, like some kind of convoluted junkie.
Haha I really am that amazing I did this kool little thing and it told me I look like Scarface. Which is pretty decent cos it's my favourite film an all.
If you untrusting peoples don't believe me I have proof.
HERE!!!
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How gangsta are you? by Aladinsane85
Your Name
Your New Gangster Name Wang Cheung
Your Gangster Percent: 57%
Your Money You'll Make Hustling $404,210
Number of People In Your gang 2
Number Of Times You'll Get Shot 10
What You'll Look Like Gangster
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Apparently I'm a romantic _
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 26%
Stability |||| 20%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||| 23%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||| 36%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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According to this wonderful test, I'm also: messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer.
It's like the ultimate self-hate thing lol
Stability results were low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
Time for some more random personality testy things
"Ghetto"
73%
Geek/Nerd
60%
Jock
53%
Goth
53%
Punk
53%
Emo Kid
47%
Hot
40%
Loner
40%
Stoner
33%
Prep
20%
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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That's right G-slices, I'm well ghetto yo', Imma pulla nine and gat yo ass
Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev
65%
Rocker, Mosher
65%
Emo
65%
Trendy
65%
Prepy
60%
Goth
40%
Skater
10%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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Oh don't you love these things? I'm apparently 65% Chav, Rocker, Emo and Trendy
I can't really think of much else to put here, so here's eric cantona twatting some idiot in the face. Oh and if you've bothered to read this far, I really must commend you on your effort. I wouldnt've bothered.