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C.J.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I hate filling out profiles. I'm sarcastic. I'm the only one who thinks I'm funny. I have terrible taste in music. My fashion choices are questionable. I only mean half of what I say. I say everything that comes to mind. I'm a dork. I laugh at everything. I love fart jokes. I can't dance, but I do. I read everything I can get my hands on. I sing poorly, loudly, and often. I can knit a sweater, hang a door, diagram sentences, and drink you under the table, but I cannot kill a spider. My underwear always match, but my socks rarely do. I am wearing strawberry lipgloss. I don't want to know your name.....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Good looking, possesive men with too much testosterone and a tendency to punch people. Someone intelligent and literate with a strong grasp of basic grammar. Someone clever and witty. Someone whose idea of a great day is sitting in pajamas Sunday morning doing the crossword. I do not expect to find all of these things in only one Someone.

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My Blog

I am not available.

I'm not available.  I'm not around.  I don't know for how long.  SO please don't get pissed off if I don't answer your call or return your text or email.  I'm not here.  I don...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:32:00 GMT

I love Christmas!

I love everything about Christmas.  I love the tree and I love the songs and I love the food and I love the stories and I love giving people presents and... Christmas is so exciting!  Christ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:53:00 GMT

Something in my office beeps.

And beeps.  And beeps.  I thought maybe it was a watch.  It seems to beep once an hour or so.  But no one in my house has owned a digital watch in at least ten years.  I've lo...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:55:00 GMT

This shit freaked my freak, yo!

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Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:42:00 GMT

Jokes!

A couple of jokes that made me giggle on this day that I hate.  Courtesy of Arj Barker and his fans.Why was the shampoo sad?Because the conditioner was a leave-in.What do you call a mexican canni...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 22:42:00 GMT

Pshyeah

I'm at least eight percent more retarded after watching this.  But I'm a giving soul.  I want to share my experiences with my friends.  So here ya go.  I like your hair.I Like Your...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:06:00 GMT

Ohmigod, like, seriously!

This may be the funniest thing I have ever seen.  My cat is going to hate the song because I am going to sing every time I see her.  And as soon as she comes near me, I'm making her dance wh...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 15:04:00 GMT

Musings.

So I don't really have anything to say.  But I'm bored so here are a few things on my mind.- Fruit Loops are, like, the best possible thing for lunch.  Seriously.  I never knew.- I love...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:55:00 GMT

Check out this event: Party with Purpose

Hosted By: Braden KaneWhen: Saturday Apr 07, 2007 at 7:00 PMWhere: Casa de Kane8100 Bonnafair DriveHermitage, TN 37076United StatesDescription:Braden Kane Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:53:00 GMT

So today...

... I'm feeling quite negative.  I have no reasons and no rational complaints.  I just really don't like anyone today.  So I'm trying to interact with the outside world as little as pos...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 18:52:00 GMT