orienteering, knitting, blue cheese, fantasizing about Eurotrash, pocket volcanoes because I love "science on your palm," blowing up air matresses manually to the point of sheer exhaustion and fatigue, yelling abnoxiously at fifty-year-old men who are casually standing in the public's eye while wearing little tiny underpants, fighting unreasonable taxi drivers in an unreasonable fashion, mince pies at about 5am, and "convos"...............
I'd like to meet:
The gay, $10 gel pen selling, competing against his friend selling a shirt, "don't worry I'm gay, I'm not hitting on you", street guy
Music:
Twitch and only Twitch..... okay alright, they are horrid....... Bad Religion, Flogging Molly, 311 (actually just one song..), Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Dwight Yoakam, Everclear, Blink-182, Weezer, Cake, Ween, Modest Mouse, Social D, Travis Mann, Blondie, The Sounds, The Cure, Cindy Lauper, Corey Heart, Heart, Dynamite Hack, ATC, Bon Jovi (only in New Zealand), Goldfinger, Guttermouth, Decsendents, Kelly Clarkson, Authority Zero, Norah Jones, The Subdudes, The Bodeans, The Vandals, The Ramones, Ugly Kid Joe, Smashing Pumpkins, Pacifier, Poop in the Pork Rinds, The Culture Club, Billy Idol, Jonny Cash, Depeche Mode, Bouncing Souls, NOFX.....
Movies:
March of the Penguins, by far one of the best movies ever.....Being John Malkovich, American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Empire Records, Detroit Rock City, Grease, Edward Scissorhands, Donnie Darko....
Television:
The red green show, Big brother New Zealand, reruns of Iron Chef and basically anything else on T.V. that is incredibly wretched for the sheer fact of mocking it the entire time....
Books:
"The Perks of Being a Wallflower" - Stephen Chbosky, "Miss Spider's Tea Party" - David Kirk, "Where The Wild Things Are" - Maurice Sendak, "Of Mice and Men" - John Steinbeck, "Tales of a Female Nomad"- Rita Goldmen Gelman, "Caucasia" - Danzy Senna, "The B.F.G." - Roald Dahl........
Heroes:
Julia Bartlett, my 6th grade hamster Hampton, Sarah Dallas, Mrs. Lillard, and "Crutchy" from Newsies.....
