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Dan

I am here for Friends

About Me

I get stressed out easily and often, i have nervous habits that include (but arnt limited to) bouncing my leg up and down in an almost violently obnoxious fashion, twitching, biting my nails, sweating profusely, picking up random objects off the ground and chewing on them, blurting out profanities, nose bleeds, pissing my pants, randomly throwing up, passing out, having seizures, ramming my head into nearby objects, punching or kicking anyone who makes me feel remotely uncomfortable or belittled, and twidling my thumbs til they blister and bleed. If you can look past those little imperfections of mine I can really be a nice guy.

My Interests

Snowboarding, Hiking, Working, Poker, Hanging Out, Watching movies, Drinking some drinks, smokin some smokes, cheese in a can, inflatable bananas, emus and other flightless birds, massages, any music other than rap, romantic walks through rapturous ghettos, sunsets, applying melted chap stick, the fragrance of clean laundry, girls when they 'scrub out', cuddling, and Mexican jumping beans.

I'd like to meet:

I dunno, anyone. Everyone has some kind of redeeming quality that can make them pleasent to talk to. Except fat chicks, no fat chicks.

Music:

Saves the Day, Thrice, Get Up Kids, Rancid, Cursive, Coheed and Cambria, Bright Eyes, The Postal Service, Modest Mouse, Her Space Holiday, Sunny Day Real Estate, At the Drive In, Mars Volta, Radiohead

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Rainman, KPAX, Se7en, Trainspotting, Waking Life, The Matrix Movies, Lord of the Rings, Requiem for a Dream, My Own Private Idaho, Interview with a Vampire, Momento, Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind

Television:

Throw if off a balcony

Books:

Enders Game series, Of Mice and Men, The Sirens of Titan, Requiem for a Dream, A Seperate Peace

Heroes:

That bird in my picture gallery