Words Of Wisdom |
Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of yo...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:47:00 GMT |
Aus-tral-ia big country down the bottom people, some myths exposed |
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour______________________________________________...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 20:37:00 GMT |
further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity |
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.(Shoot, and tha...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:03:00 GMT |
Silent Battle [With Myself] |
I bring the blade closer.The need for pain becomes overwhelming.I know it’s wrong.I know I should fight it.But it’s a war I keep losing.I tell myself I can stop this.I wonder if I can real...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:42:00 GMT |
Miracles |
A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:36:00 GMT |
Dear Father |
I know my mother loves meBut does my father even careIf Im sad or angryYou were never ever thereWhen I needed youI hope you regret what you didI think I know the truthYour father did the same to you-P...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:24:00 GMT |
(The so called issue of) fat |
I was reading a book earlier this evening, and read the thought of one of the characters. "Some people, if you were fat, didn't think of you as a real person, Lori reflected. You were sort of a l...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 00:28:00 GMT |
Virgin Joke |
A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would lik...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 00:17:00 GMT |
