I am so cool I've got my own award-winning song. "2008 GMMA Best Pop Song of the Year." How many of you can say that, huh? Read 'em and weep. I am the "finest papers ever known to mankind." I am made of linen and don't need glue. Just rip a little 1/8" strip off of me and I stick pretty good. With a little practice. If you get headaches from smoking pot, it's probably the glue and you should try me or a bong or vaporizer.
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Listen to this testimonial from a happy Club Paper smoker: "I almost quit smoking pot 20 years ago because of headaches when my stoner vegetarian roommate, Siva, who just wouldn't shut up about aliens chasing him told me that it was the horsehoof glue on the rolling papers that was giving me the headaches. He said to rip the glue off or even better "Use these" and he gave me my first pack of Club Papers. I soon bought nothing but Club and even hosted a 100th birthday party for them. (April 19, a day before 4:20 1893 is what it says on the package.) I bought a case of Clubs and gave them out to my pot customers and had big bowls of joints dexterously rolled with Club Papers. And my devotion to Club didn't stop there. I wrote a song and spent $1000 recording with the world's most loved reefer band "Tallbrothers." It's definitely a love song."
