who am i to tell you about me??? here are some things that i think are funny that my female friends have said:
"If they were to dissect your cranium they would seriously find an internet poker playing manual, and an additional phallus. and maybe some bmx shit too." - v.a.g.
"You are so much more calm and laid back in person. I imagined you as being some obnoxious short skinny kid that dressed like a thug.But instead you are have a really deep voice and wear sweaters and you're pretty well-spoken too." - Jorie
"the most disappointing thing i've ever gone through is having sex with an average-sized dick after having sex with adam. oh yeah, and he sleeps with a stuffed teddy bear." - Ting
"you're a great kid most of the time. sometimes you're kind of a douche but i like you anyway. i remember having had actual conversations with you that included the phrases "well, God hates you" and "you're a living example of why girls should stop cutting their hair". it's much better than i expected after yelling at a random dude on a bike outside the mfa two years ago. - Sara Barrwww.adam22.com
CRRRRRRRRRRACK
i'm not your father, your friend or your confidant, bitch!
