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Z ang! Who is that, striding on the terrain! It is Uncle Dirt Blonde, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:
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Basics:
Name: Josh Shindelbower/ Dirt Blonde/ Uncle Dirt Blonde/ Dirty Fred and a bunch of others
Date of Birth: 8-26-1986
Birthplace: Daily City, CA
Current Location: My house in South Lake Tahoe, CA
Eye Color: blueish greenish
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'4"
Heritage: Lots of things
Piercings: i my lip done but that is no more
Tattoos: not yet
Favourite:
Band/Singer: I like tons of bands and tons of singers
Song: Death of a Martian by The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Movie: Trailer Park Boys: The Big Dirty or The Grindhouse
Disney Movie: Robin Hood or Sword in The Stone
TV show: Trailer Park Boys
Color: Blue
Food: Italian
Pizza topping: Kitchen Sink (Combination)
Ice-Cream Flavor: I'd have to say chocolate
Drink (alcoholic): Limon Floater or The Uncle Dirt Blonde (Thanks to Ryan for inventing that one and showing me the other.)
Soda: Squirt ruby red or regular
Store: Best Buy or a brothel
Clothing Brand: What ever i find that is clean or semi-clean
Shoe Brand: what ever is comfortable
Season: Summer and Winter
Month: August
Holiday/Festival: 4th of July
Flower: the one in girls pants
Make-Up Item: i'm not gay or emo (wait what's the difference) so this doesn't aply
Board game: The game of Global Domination and if you don't know what i'm talking about then fuck you or just ask me and i'll tell you.
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny if i'm alone rainy if i'm not
Chocolate or vanilla: Twisty cone
Fruit or veggie: Fruit but veggies make a close second
Night or day: Dawn and Dusk
Sour or sweet: both
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: coffee
Hot or cold: cold you can always put layers on but you can't always take em off well i guess i could take em off because then i could get money to put em back on
Your:
Goal for this year: make it till i'm 21 and survie vegas
Most missed memory: I don't know i can't remember
Best physical feature: I don't know my right index finger and my left ear lobe
First thought waking up: generally it's damn i'm tired but last sunday it was fuck i really did it.
Hypothetical personality disorder: what ever i make up i've already got
Preferred type of plastic surgery: i want to get my finger elongated
Sesame street alter ego: grover
Fairytale alter ego: Calvin from calvin and hobbes i don't care if it's fairy tale or not that's who the fuck i am
Most stupid remark: You're my favorite person in the world.
Worst crime: i don't break the law
Greatest ambition: i don't know anymore
Greatest fear: The Gelgamecs
Darkest secret: well i can't tell you that i swaped my battery cover on my cell phone with diana's now can i otherwise it wouldn't be a secret and she would find out.
Favorite subject: Tang as it were
Strangest received gift: J Lo
Worst habit: ?
Do You:
Smoke: i have
Drink: sometimes
Curse: your mother ha ha ha just kidding
Shower daily: yep
Like thunderstorms: ya
Dance in the rain: ya and the snow
Sing: lets not call it singing
Play an instrument: air acordian
Get along with your parents: yes
Wish on stars: not for a long time
Believe in fate: yes
Believe in love at first sight: nope
Can You:
Drive: yes
Sew: no but ryan can and he can sew for me.
Cook: with the force of thunder
Speak another language: little bit of sign language
Dance: depends on how much alcohol is in me
Sing: see above answer
Touch your nose with your tongue: sometimes
Whistle: who the fuck can't?
Curl your tongue: both ways
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: No never. You're my favorite person in the world
Been Stoned/High: yes
Eaten Sushi: yes
Been in Love: no
Skipped school: lots
Made prank calls: yea who hasn't?
Sent someone a love letter: no
Stolen something: yea
Cried yourself to sleep: no i'm not emo or gay
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? arrogance
Are you right or left handed? right but i can do lots of things with my left hand to
What is your bedtime? i haven't had one in years
Name three things you can't live without: water air and food
What is the color of your room? white
Do you have any siblings? one older brother and one younger brother
Do you have any pets? none that are mine
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? no
What is you middle name? Petar
What are you nicknames? already listed
Are you for or against gay marriage? i could care less let em get married it's not like it's going to destroy the world
What are your thoughts on abortion? what ever
Do you have a crush on anyone? yeah lots
Are you afraid of the dark? no
How do you want to die? how ever it happens works for me
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? i don't know lots
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? more then one
What is the last law you’ve broken? drinking under the age of 21
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: As long as the carpet matches the drapes who cares
Eye color: pretty ones
Height shorter than me so that pretty much puts most of the girls in the world into that catagory
Weight not obese
Most important physical feature: smile
Biggest turn-off funny smells
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