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jonesy

Jones is not a verb.

About Me

I'm an Austin native, and make a fine Austin- tour- guide. I'm outdoorsy, but not because I smell too bad to be allowed in the house. I don't get along with close-minded, short-tempered, or otherwise unimaginative people. Casino el Camino is close to Heaven. Heaven, however surely has brisket.The perfect snack: a nice spicy red wine, dark chcolate, a baguette, and slices of green apple. Drawing, hiking, and sharing with creative people keep me happy. I'm a drooling, slobbering bibliophile, and my interests are all over the place. Feed me chicken-fried steak, and I'll let you scratch me behind the ears.

My Interests

Art& art history, books, hiking and camping, making time for enjoying bits of life between the drudgery. Elaborate cursing . People-watching. Drawing is my cure-all for every ill. All forms of creativity-in-action.

I'd like to meet:

Other totally crass optimists.

Music:

SONIC YOUTH!!! PJHarvey, Robyn Hitchcock, and Smog are what I currently look for most at Cheapo's, but I love music from all over the world . Warning: I will unashamedly and loudly sing-along to Gilberto Gil and Jorge Ben... Portuguese makes me weak in the knees. Fela Kuti, Frank Zappa, and Woody Guthrie are my lyrical heroes. My burned c.d.s make sense to only a few people, although I don't see why Jimmie Rodgers and Slayer wouldn't make a good double bill. Country and Western died in 1976. I'm currently in a Delta V- Edith Frost- Imogen Heap phase. Danny Elfman consistently blows my mind. Sometimes a Townes Van Zandt song can really feel like an epiphany. A friend's laughter IS beautiful music.

Movies:

Mmm...Noir films at the Paramount. Brazil. Donnie Darko. Bullitt. Blazing Saddles. Ran... The Passion of Joan of Arc(No, that doesn't star the godawful Milla Jovavich!), anything with Bruce Campbell... The Forbidden Zone. Volcano High School...'cause it makes my brain hurt in the best way. The Big Lebowski... The Quiet Earth... The Man Who Fell to Earth... Insignificance... Russ Meyers flicks... Steve McQueen's my all-time fave. Oh,I almost forgot(perhaps from need of fresh, warm BRAINS!,) movies in the Zombie genre, because , well, I spend half my day being one of the undead. Do you Peckinpah?

Television:

Jeopardy!, Conan O'Brien, Buffy..., Rockford Files. The Daily Show. Lost. SNL. Going without television, though, is generally a sign that I'm living right! Without a television, I'd still find a way to watch Firefly, the best show ever.

Books:

Love 'em!!! In my dream life, I'm a librarian,(unfortunately, the library is on fire, and I'm made of lead.) Lately, I'm reading all the Christopher Moore books. I live in a world full of vampyres, and I love it. Douglas Adams. Kurt Vonnegut. "Jude the Obscure," by Thomas Hardy is the second-most important book I've read. The "Tao te Ching" of Lao-Tse (Lao-Tzu) is the one that changed my whole world. Frog and Toad are Friends... Neil Gaiman(Thanks, S.!)... Bukowski... James Dickey...Franz Kafka, the man who wrote my dreams for me. The Art of War. Rumi, and other Sufi poets... Jim Butcher's Harry Dresden books... The Kama Sutra... Tim O'Brien's "Going After Cacciato"... and so many more!

Heroes:

Too varied to list adequately... Mark Twain, Joan of Arc... Selfless people/ Good Samaritans. Will Eisner. Jean "Moebius" Giraud. Dr. Ferdinand Porsche. Nikola Tesla. Librarians. Mother Nature. Whoever invented corn dogs is the hero of my 3:00 am! My brother Kenny! You, perhaps?

My Blog

Pure, Unadulterated Bile...

   Having gone to bed angry, and woken in the middle of the night angry, and knowing that today is (finally!!!) my day off- and I know I'm going to be pissed-off all day, I have taken a vow ...
Posted by jonesy on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:46:00 PST

Death Stuff

Well, i guess everyone knows about the passing of Kent Edwards by now. R.I.P., Coolie. "Death is nothing at all. I have only slipped away into the next room. I am I, and you are you. Whatever we...
Posted by jonesy on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 02:10:00 PST

Death to All things Grackle-like!

grrr I'm currently house and dog-sitting for friends, which has so far been very enjoyable. Of course it does carry quite a bit of responsibility with it, and after leaving I do have that "Oh, sh...
Posted by jonesy on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 02:15:00 PST

Goodbye Bitter End, and Cats with Thumbs

Yesterday, while riding the bus, I saw the tell-tale signs of a massive fire being battled a couple blocks west of Congress Avenue. My immediate fear was that the Alamo Drafthouse theatre was b...
Posted by jonesy on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 01:20:00 PST