EBENS FACTS OF LIFE |
PrologueThe Following statements have all been concocted by myself for the single reason of personal mental contentment. Although Ive titled this collection of theories Ebens Facts of Life I do not cl... Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Why life sucks |
You are stupid and keep fucking things up
Not much anyone can do to help you here
Maybe you should stop trying then you wont have to deal with failing
No one loves you
Stop being a dick a... Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:10:00 PST |
Fuck Emo |
1. Im tired of boys that sound like girls; just get a chick singer if you want to sound like woman.
2. The whole one fag sings while the other comes in and screams the back up vocals is not b... Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:33:00 PST |
Fuck Rap |
1. I dont give a shit about what cars youre renting right now.
2. Jewelry is for bitches, spending money on rocks and minerals is retarded.
3. Being creative involves talking about so... Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:13:00 PST |
Fuck music all together |
I dont think I covered it all or offended enough people in the last blogs
Fuck Pop
If you didnt write it, then its karaoke
There are more things to write about other then love
Dan... Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:11:00 PST |
LJ comments on drugs |
all i eat is cereal&..and cheese curbs. i don't even really taste them anymore. i just put them in my mouth and chew. until I sleep. Then i wake up and look at the clock for a while, eat some more che... Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:08:00 PST |
Ebens Guide on how to live a Happy Life |
1. Whenever possible pet small animals or hug a llama
2. Smoke weed (or crack, they seem happy while theyre on it)
3. Eat Candy
4. listen to Sublime (Bob Marley will work too)
&nbs... Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:08:00 PST |
July People |
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings.... Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:37:00 PST |
What's Happening |
Obligations are more server, & less important.
Cant plan for anything
Cant play guitar anymore
Waste time writing to vacuums
Make unnoticed strides
Destruct relationships & replace valued imag... Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Solitary Consignment- the disposing of somebody or something in isolation |
168 hours in a week, not enough of them spent on sleep
I could go for hours in baths in showers
Soaking in the warmth and attempting to stay cleaner
Cleverness is loosing its appeal to me
Sometime... Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:33:00 PST |