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Capt. Hook

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"I bank like Ahab, chasing the grey whale. Smell the see water and eclectic eels. A paper trail, that’s chasing its own tail. Pocket full of creel, I get my trill, on blueberry hill." - Noah23 ____________________________________________________________ ____________ I like to play music. It makes me happy. I have a group called “- All Things Invisible -” that i'm the only member of and no one listens to it but me, but if you want to hear the vibrations I digitize go to the link above ____________________________________________________________ ____________I host these groups:- Skinny Boys Club -and- Plague Language Brigade ____________________________________________________________ ____________ Self: Cynical, Disparaging know it all that changes shape with every chemical flux and logical influence. Lucid, archaic, aloof, & at most a cancer (July 18) AIM = allthingsi..

My Interests

Music: Making & Hearing it. Also Girls who like Girls.

I'd like to meet:

Myself in the future so I could see what I look like bald, old, and miserable; Instead of just miserable.

Music:

Billy Corgan & Noah23 . Every stem of the mentioned two.

Movies:

I want to be Forest Gump.

Television:

A&E, History, Mun2, HBO, CNN, Discovery, G4tech, & most things pornographic

Books:

I never learned to (like) read(ing).

Heroes:

“We all know that heroes are nothing, empty circles go on keep on bubblen”( Noah23 , birdfish-Sigma Octantis)

My Blog

EBENS FACTS OF LIFE

PrologueThe Following statements have all been concocted by myself for the single reason of personal mental contentment. Although Ive titled this collection of theories Ebens Facts of Life I do not cl...
Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why life sucks

  You are stupid and keep fucking things up Not much anyone can do to help you here Maybe you should stop trying then you wont have to deal with failing No one loves you Stop being a dick a...
Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:10:00 PST

Fuck Emo

1. Im tired of boys that sound like girls; just get a chick singer if you want to sound like woman.   2. The whole one fag sings while the other comes in and screams the back up vocals is not b...
Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:33:00 PST

Fuck Rap

1. I dont give a shit about what cars youre renting right now.   2. Jewelry is for bitches, spending money on rocks and minerals is retarded.   3. Being creative involves talking about so...
Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:13:00 PST

Fuck music all together

I dont think I covered it all or offended enough people in the last blogs   Fuck Pop   If you didnt write it, then its karaoke There are more things to write about other then love Dan...
Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:11:00 PST

LJ comments on drugs

all i eat is cereal&..and cheese curbs. i don't even really taste them anymore. i just put them in my mouth and chew. until I sleep. Then i wake up and look at the clock for a while, eat some more che...
Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:08:00 PST

Ebens Guide on how to live a Happy Life

1. Whenever possible pet small animals or hug a llama 2. Smoke weed (or crack, they seem happy while theyre on it) 3. Eat Candy 4. listen to Sublime (Bob Marley will work too)   &nbs...
Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:08:00 PST

July People

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings....
Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:37:00 PST

What's Happening

Obligations are more server, & less important. Cant plan for anything Cant play guitar anymore Waste time writing to vacuums Make unnoticed strides Destruct relationships & replace valued imag...
Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Solitary Consignment- the disposing of somebody or something in isolation

168 hours in a week, not enough of them spent on sleep I could go for hours in baths in showers Soaking in the warmth and attempting to stay cleaner Cleverness is loosing its appeal to me Sometime...
Posted by Capt. Hook on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:33:00 PST