The Biting Dog |
One Autumn day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a do...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:43:00 GMT |
Blonde Ice Fishing |
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake.
After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. T...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:41:00 GMT |
The BIG Email Mistake |
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:32:00 GMT |
Sex In The Dark |
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She f...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:50:00 GMT |
A Christmas Divorce |
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York a week before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your holiday season, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five ye...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:02:00 GMT |
Buying christmas gifts for men |
Christmas is just around the corner so it's time for me to share some gift ideas for those special men in your life! Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:52:00 GMT |
The Tree Expert |
Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One tree says to the other, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The other says he can not tell. Just then...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:25:00 GMT |
Good, Better and Best... |
GOOD
A Bloomington , IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-oldboy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign,...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:38:00 GMT |
Green Side Up!!! |
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Green Side Up
A painting contractor was speaking to a woman about
a job. She said she wanted the first room a pale
blue. He wrote it down, went to the window - opened
it and...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:52:00 GMT |
BB8 - This weeks elimination... |
So, who else out there's happy to see Amber evicted? Weeks ago I wanted her evicted. It was getting pretty hard to sit through an episode with her whining and crying everytime she talked.&...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:07:00 GMT |
